By Debbie Schlussel

I only liked one of the new movies debuting in theaters today. And I liked another movie which is out on DVD this week and for which I attended a special Detroit screening, last week. But, oh the crap I sit through so you don’t have to.

* “Mud“: This is the best new movie in theaters, this weekend. But in this case, it’s not “relative.” This is a great movie in its own right, and very cute, too (though I wouldn’t take kids to see it because of language issues). I found this adventure/thriller/coming of age movie (it’s all three in one) to be charming, entertaining, relaxing, enjoyable, and a nice slice of small rivertown Southern life in America. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Is the IQ test used by the National Football League (NFL)–to gauge NFL draftees’ intelligence–racist? A Muslim left-wing lawyer thinks so. And he, sadly, has a lotta pull with the league and has gotten NFL teams to use his dumbed downed test.

If you’re a football fan, then you know that tonight is the start of the 2013 National Football League (NFL) draft, or as I like to call it, “Beauty Pageant for America’s Next Top Bankrupt Multi-BabyDaddy Crack Dealer.” And whether or not you’re a football–or even a sports fan at all, you may have heard of the Wonderlic test, which is given to prospective NFL draft picks to test their intelligence (or, rather, lack thereof). I call it the NFL’s Idiocy Litmus Test. The Wonderlic test is a sort of IQ test for morons, in which the questions are so easy, you really, really have to be an imbecile not to score well. And, yet, the NFL and its draft are so full of such utter dummies that many score very low. I mean these future millionaire/current multi-babydaddies can’t even count how many kids they’ve fathered or how many chicks they’ve fathered them with, so it’s no surprise. Questions on the Wonderlic are something like this: If your first name is David, what’s your first name? Or, if your first name is David, what letter does your first name begin with? Okay, so they’re not that easy, but pretty close. Here’s a real “challenging” Wonderlic question I’ve posted on this site in the past:

Which number in the following group of numbers represents the smallest amount?: 7, .8, 31, .33, or 2.

Wow, you gotta be a rocket surgeon to answer that . . . or is that, a brain scientist? And, yet, the NFL is chock full of geniuses who get questions like that wrong (and are bankrupt with 11 illegit kids by 20 women to support, three years later–yes, I know you can’t have 11 kids with 20 women, but shhhhh!, don’t spoil their pride in big numbers).

Now, a far-left Iranian Muslim lawyer, Cyrus Mehri, has convinced many NFL teams that the test is too hard and too “raaaaciiiiist!” So he developed a new test that has nothing to do with intelligence. Yup, a typical liberal who believes that Blacks are dummies, so we need to get rid of any standardized tests for IQ:

There’s a new test in town that promises to improve the focus of the NFL microscope on draft prospects, while possibly giving more players at fair chance a sound evaluation [DS: sic]. But don’t think the NFL’s Player Assessment Tool (PAT) will predict whether a first-round D-tackle will wind up wrecking the buffet during a brawl at the Midnight Lounge. The PAT is not designed for that. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

I’m sure that sooner or later, some defender of Islam will cite tweets from Islamic Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, like the one in which he promoted this funny “Key and Peele” video, which mocks Arab Muslims as horny sleazebags and the various absurd tablecloths and bedsheets worn by Islamic women because horny men like them aren’t expected to act civilized and suppress their urges when some ugly chick’s nostril or ankle turns them on. But Tsarnaev’s promotion of this video means nothing about his views of Islam. In fact, it’s quite common for Muslims to attack other Muslims (check out the Middle East for evidence), for Arab Muslims to attack non-Arab Muslims as not the real thing, and the other way around–for non-Arab Muslims to mock Arab Muslims. I think Tsarnaev tweeted the video because one of the sleazebag Arabs has the same first name as him, and he fancied being like one of these guys. Either way, the video is funny and worth watching (and not just a little spot on).

If you’re wondering why Key and Peele can get away with a comedy sketch like this without being labeled “Islamophobic” (the most misused term, since a phobia is an unreasonable fear or hatred of something, not one based on planes, buildings, marathons, and military bases being blown or shot up), it’s because Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele are Black comedians. And Blacks and other minorities can get away with what the rest of us cannot, and they can tell the truth, while we cannot. Like George Orwell wrote, all of the animals in the barnyard are equal, but some are more equal than others . . . which is also why Arabs and Muslims around the world (and in America) can get away with the worst racism against Blacks imaginable, including slavery of them that continues to date and constant use of the term “abed”/”abeed” (slave/slaves, but it’s really the Arabic/Muslim N-word) for Blacks.

I caught a little glimpse of her foot nut.

Oh, and by the way, becoming an Islamic terrorist really helps your social media profile. Tsarnaev now has nearly 100,000 Twitter followers, almost all of whom obviously followed him after he murdered or maimed 264 innocent civilians.

By Debbie Schlussel

Last night, I did a radio interview with Brett Winterble–the funniest, quickest wit in the biz in my view–on his syndicated XM radio show. Listen to the podcast of my interview here. We discussed my exclusive interview with the aunt of Katherine Russell a/k/a Karima Tsarnaeva, the widow of Islamic terrorist Tamerlan Tsarnaev, my take on the many desperate loser American women who convert to Islam to marry Muslim men (and endanger America in the process), and how I envision lots of lawsuits from the families and survivors of the Boston Islamic terrorist attacks aimed at both Ms. Russell-Tsarnaev and all sources of financial support for the Tsarnaevs, including Russell’s parents.

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By Debbie Schlussel

The Tsarnaev family committed immigration fraud, falsely claiming persecution and requesting asylum it never should have gotten. You can blame that on the Bush Administration, which granted the Tsarnaev family both tourist visas to come here and then asylum for the entire family . . . less than a year after 9/11, when scrutiny of Muslim applicants for asylum should have been stepped up. Instead, Bush Administration pandering to Islam was stepped up. My sources say the Bush Administration, which could have challenged the Tsarnaev asylum claim, did not and, instead, allowed the Tsarnaevs to be rubberstamped into America.

DebbieSchlussel.com has learned that the Tsarnaevs claimed in their asylum application that they experienced persecution in Russia because they were Chechens a/k/a Muslims. But the evidence shows that the claim was a lie. In fact, the Tsarnaevs were not from Russia. They were from Kyrgyzstan, where 80% of the population is Muslim. But they were crooks and had problems with the “authorities” there. So, they moved to Dagestan, a Russian republic, where 83% of the population is Muslim. It is from there that the Tsarnaevs moved to the United States. They were not persecuted there. And, in fact, both parents are now back living in Russia, a sure sign that they experienced no persecution there, as was the fact that terrorist Tamerlan Tsarnaev traveled back to Russia. If they were treated so horribly there, they would not go back. But they did. They lied. Mommy Zubeidat Tsarnaev is more afraid of facing shoplifting and theft charges from Lord & Taylor than she is the authorities back in her “persecuting” homeland. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Did Katherine Russell a/k/a Karima Tsarnaeva and her Islamic terrorist hubby commit welfare fraud? It sure looks like it. If so, it’s no surprise given the fact that there is a high percentage of Muslims on public assistance (and a high percentage of them committing entitlement fraud), both in the United States (check out Dearbornistan, where many Muslims are on welfare, food stamps, and Medicaid while driving Land Rovers and Mercedes and owning restaurants) and in Great Britain, according to a Wikileaks-leaked British diplomatic cable, which said Muslims were most likely to be unemployed and that 25% of of UK Muslims are on public assistance for disability (and implied that much of it is fraudulent). I wrote about Bridge Card fraud by Detroit-area Shi’ite Muslim Hezbollah supporters and relatives of the Hezbollah terrorist who bombed the Jewish Community Center and Israeli Embassy in Buenos Aires, Argentina. The Tsarnaevs were collecting public assistance, despite the claim by Ms. Russell/Mrs. Tsarnaev’s lawyer that she was working “70 to 80 hours a week” as a home healthcare aide, her excuse for her claim that she did not know about the Islamic terrorist plot cooked up by her husband.

Massachusetts’ minimum wage is $8 per hour. So, even if Ms. Tsarnaeva was only earning minimum wage, she would be making at least $560 per week (for 70 hours work) and as much as $640 per week (for 80 hours work), or $29,120 to $33,280 per year, well above the maximum, even for a family of three to qualify for public assistance of any sort. Since Russell was legally married to Tamerlan Tsarnaev, her earnings for working “70 to 80 hours a week” would have or should have been included in any application for public benefits by her husband and would have disqualified him. Reports say that the public assistance ended when the Tsarnaev couple no longer met income requirements in 2012. But did they declare that to the State of Massachusetts, or did they get caught? You can bet it’s likely the latter. That’s how it usually goes. Public assistance recipients do not take themselves off the rolls. The state catches them and takes them off. Did the Tsarnaevs collect benefits to which they were not entitled? Did they pay them back to the state? Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

DebbieSchlussel.com has exclusively learned that a Detroit-area apartment complex demanded a disabled U.S. Army veteran remove an American Flag from the window of his apartment because the American Flag is “racist” and a “Rebel” Flag, which is strange since it is Old Glory a/k/a the Stars and Stripes, NOT the Rebel Flag. The management of Rivercrest Arms Apartments in Clinton Township, Michigan demanded that the flag, drawn by the disabled Army vet apartment resident’s seven-year-old daughter, be taken down or it would be “removed and disgarded [sic].” See the note and “offensive” flag, below.

The apartment complex maintenance manager, Tim Hillquist, is apparently behind this ludicrous harassment, DebbieSchlussel.com has learned, and the demand letter was written by the complex’s manager, Kathy M. Chuhran. Both of them are White, but I’m told that they personally called the resident “racist” for having the American Flag in his window and told him it offends Black people. That’s interesting since Black people are among those who fought and died for that flag. Apparently, some Americans don’t know an American Flag when they see one. The apartment complex is owned by Mario Grillo through a Michigan limited liability company. Mr. Grillo is aware of the harassment of the disabled Army veteran over the American Flag but has done nothing to rectify this absurd situation. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

This morning, I did a radio interview with Pat Campbell, who is among the best in the business (if not the best), and is the morning drive time host on News Talk Radio KFAQ-AM in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Listen to the podcast of my interview here. The sound on my end isn’t that great b/c of the phone I used, but I think you’ll find it interesting. We discussed my exclusive interview with the aunt of Katherine Russell a/k/a Karima Tsarnaeva, the widow of Islamic terrorist Tamerlan Tsarnaev, my take on the many desperate loser American women who convert to Islam to marry Muslim men (and endanger America in the process), and my legal analysis as a criminal defense attorney on the trial for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev and a potential for “Enemy Combatant” designation.

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By Debbie Schlussel

In an exclusive interview with DebbieSchlussel.com, Elizabeth Russell, aunt of Katherine Russell a/k/a Karima Tsarnaev a/k/a Karima Tsarnaeva–the widow of Boston Marathon Islamic terrorist Tamerlan Tsarnaev–said that there was a “big rift in the extended family” about Katherine Russell’s marriage to Tsarnaev and her conversion to Islamic terrorism. She also said that she read and agreed with a good deal of what I noted in my column, Friday, on Ms. Russell and other American women who convert to Islam and jeopardize American national security for extremist and otherwise unsavory Muslim men. She mentioned that she agreed with me that the Russell family statement seemed cold and uncaring toward the nearly 180 victims of their son-in-law (whom they apparently helped support financially), especially with the first statement about how their daughter has lost her husband.

Many people are asking where the Tsarnaev brothers, Tamerlan Tsarnaev and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, got their money to live quite comfortably, despite the fact that their parents–who are back in Russia–are nearly broke (the father is a mechanic in a garage there). It appears that at least some of that money came from the parents of Katherine Russell (whom we would call “Abu Karima and Um Karima” in Islam). I would not be surprised if we, perhaps, see some lawsuits against the Russell parents for liability, since it sounds to me like the Russell parents were willingly clueless and did not look into what they were supporting and enabling.

Elizabeth Russell, who is the sister of Katherine Russell’s father, said she and the extended family did not attend the wedding between Tsarnaev and Katherine Russell. She said the two were married by a justice of the peace, and that it all happened “so quickly.” Elizabeth Russell also stated that she had not spoken with her niece in four years, after the rift began. It appeared to Elizabeth Russell that Katherine Russell’s parents were helping to support the couple financially and otherwise, with meals and lodging for Katherine. She said that the parents welcomed Tamerlan Tsarnaev, thought he was a nice guy, and that they were fooled. Elizabeth Russell said the reports that Tamerlan Tsarnaev beat Katherine/Karima were not true, that he only beat his previous girlfriend, and that they were unaware of that. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

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The bending over for Islam and the Islamic terrorist Tsarnaev Brothers is getting more ridiculous by the minute, and now absurd,anti-Semitic comparisons of them to the Irish and the Jews have entered the mix. A Pulitzer-Prize winning columnist now says that America’s Irish and Jews were just like Boston Marathon Islamic terrorists Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.

On Sunday, Bret Stephens, a Wall Street Journal columnist and former Jerusalem Post Editor-in-Chief, appeared on plagiarist Muslim Fareed Zakaria’s little watched “GPS/The Global Public Square” on CNN, where he is a regular panelist. Stephens, in making a ridiculous attempt to gain admission into the not-so-exclusive “Co-Exist” bumper sticker club, decided to engage in anti-Semitism, by comparing America’s Irish and Jewish populations to Islamic terrorists and the extremist Islam that dominates American Muslims. He said that Jews in America in the 1920s and ’30s were mostly Communist radicals (a damned lie, if there ever was one) and that they all moderated, so, therefore, Muslims will, too. Incredibly, this schmuck was just awarded a Pulitzer Prize. On the other hand, that’s the kinda stuff the Pulitzer Committee loves, so it’s not so incredible after all. And did I mention that this guy, Stephens, makes a huge chunka money on the Jewish lecture circuit?

From the show’s transcript:

The story is what happens particularly to second-generation Muslims who don’t feel an identity quite with the home country or with their adopted land. And that’s where radicalization tends to take place. That’s where we need to devote some real — some real new thinking to this phenomenon. . . . The assimilation model in the United States works marvelously compared to the way it works in say, let’s face it, France or Germany or Great Britain. And if you look back in history, the Irish, the Jews, all kinds of communities who came to this country faced similar kinds of problems. And by the way, each of them had moments of radicalization. I mean, there was a large contingent of Jewish Americans in the 1920s and 30s who became hard- line Communists. And it was a real problem. Read the rest of this entry »