By Debbie Schlussel

Yesterday and previously on this site, I told you that “Fifty Shades of Grey,” “Twilight,” and “Magic Mike” are the fantasies of unhappy middle-aged women who need fantasy because they don’t appreciate the real men in their lives. Today, Rush Limbaugh said almost the same thing on his show. I recently read the mindless “Fifty Shades of Grey” book, the first of three installments in a trilogy by pudgy, disgusting middle-aged former BBC producer Erika Leonard a/k/a “E. L. James.” And I was appalled. A young virgin college student is deflowered by a billionaire in his late ’20s who is the son of a crack whore (and was tortured as a young kid with cigarette burns) and insists that all women in his life agree to bondage and sado-masochism as his victim. The girl decides to assume this role because, hey, he’s rich and handsome. For the privilege of spanking her, slapping her senseless with a belt, tying her up and cuffing her to grids and bedposts, and then having sex with her, he gives her a Mac laptop, a Blackberry, a new Audi car, and a closet full of fancy designer clothes. And this crazy lady who wrote this thinks this is romantic. Sadly, too many American women do, too. And that’s why this crap is a big hit. They are drinking it up like sweet wine, intoxicated and turned on by the idea of being beaten senseless by a handsome man with money. Where I come from we have a name for that: “ho.” But, instead, “The View” has had several segments on the book, including one with sex toys and whips “inspired by Fifty Shade of Gray.” Yup, this is the kind of stuff Islamic terrorists are talking about when they recruit suicide bombers based on our “decadence.” They should just make this book part of the jihadist recruitment package.

It’s not just that the book is filthy, vulgar, low-class, and every other word is the F-word. It’s that it’s crap. It’s poorly written (reads like it was dictated verbatim from a fourth grader), involves zero thought, and has the vocabulary of a Valley Girl. The repetitive lines will drive you nuts, and they’re not the words of a young college grad. “Oh, my”–the expression of a 70-year-old PBS-viewing cat lady (and probably E.L. James)–is the most common phrase in the book, followed by a gazillions repeats of “Holy crap,” “Holy s–t,” “f—” (and other forms of the F-word), “he frowned,” “I frowned,” “his mouth was in a straight line,” “he runs his hands through his tousled hair,” “my just-f—ed hair,” “my sex,” and constant repeats of he exact lines about how handsome this guy is, the same outfit he always wears, and how pants hang on him. Even the sex scenes are exactly the same, repetitive, filthy, and stupid, not to mention gross (period sex and blood all over–believe me, I’m even more embarrassed and disgusted writing about this on my site than you are reading it, but you need to know how depraved America’s women are becoming in their preferred “class” of entertainment and how low we’ve sunk as a society). There’s no difference between this and the trash in the Penthouse Forum. It’s ridiculous and could be the basis for a juvenile drinking game. The book is an illicit time bandit. Valuable seconds, minutes, hours you’ll never get back. It’s empty carbs. And it’s filled with Britishisms that Americans don’t use, yet it’s about Americans. But, hey, it’s wrapped in pretend culture. Christian Grey, the “sick but sexy” billionaire in the book, listens to classical music and can play it on piano (just like Condoleezza Rice!). And now there’s even “Music of Fifty Shades of Grey” compilation, so that Bach and Beethoven’s ghosts are also unwillingly enslaved in this farce of pretentiousness and weird sex and violence.

When I was a kid, they had a name for this: Harlequin Romance. Only stupid, idiotic women, whom no one took seriously, read them, then. And that’s who’s reading and enjoying this horrible book, now. Unfortunately, the marketplace is taking these idiots seriously because the only bottom line is the almighty dollar. (Plagiarist, faux-conservative Monica Crowley of FOX News, by the way, is one of the mindless middle-aged connoisseurs of this crap.) They won’t appreciate real, masculine men, who try hard every day, working and putting food on the table. They’d rather be feminists, berate their husbands and boyfriends, and then writhe in enjoyment in this S&M whips fiction. It’s sad, pathetic. And as I noted yesterday, it’s beyond sick. You gotta wonder what kind of women are into the young teen boys of “Twilight” and so on. If the gender roles were reversed, we’d call them pedophiles and pigs. And that’s what these women are. The women who read this garbage are upset that the book is often derided as “mommy porn,” and they’re sort of right. There’s nothing “mommy” about it. It’s just porn. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

I loved that Egyptians threw shoes and other items at Hillary Clinton (and shouted, “Monica! Monica!”), the mother of Muslim Brotherhood “democracy,” during her visit to Egypt. That’s how Muslims experess their “appreciation” to the Western liberator. We saw it in Lebanon, Iraq, Gaza/HAMASastan, etc. And we’ll continue to see it, even as America continues to shower billions on these America-hating ingrates while whining about Israel. These newly liberated Muslims–liberated to their savagery–just hate us more. And laugh at us . . . and throw shoes and shout the names of their Western liberator’s husband’s extramarital concubines. And now there’s yet another great development of Muslim “civilization” in newly-“democratized” Egypt.

Wealthy tourists from the Persian Gulf are paying to marry under-age Egyptian girls just for the summer, according to a report.

These temporary marriages are not legally binding and end when the men return to their homes in Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates and Kuwait. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Whenever you hear Muslims clamoring for “civil rights,” what they really mean is the “right” to help Islamic terrorists murder lots of innocent people. Mouna Diab is just the latest example of that. A top Canadian Muslim civil rights activist, she’s been caught in a plot where she is Hezbollah’s main Canadian gun moll. It’s just the latest in a string of crimes like this committed by Muslim “civil rights” activists. There are the many HAMAS CAIR activists in prison for terrorism training camps using paintball, funding HAMAS, funding Saddam Hussein, attempted assassinations of world leaders, etc. And there’s the Muslim Bridges TV founder and chief who beheaded his wife at their New York home. Now, there’s Mouna Hezbollah Diab.

A Quebec activist who fought the stereotyping of Muslims was charged with supporting terrorism on Friday after an RCMP investigation linked her to an alleged scheme to smuggle weapons to Hezbollah in Lebanon.

Mouna Diab, 26, was charged with committing a crime “for the benefit of, at the direction of, or in association with a terrorist group,” the RCMP said in a statement. She faces a possible life sentence if convicted. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

It’s official. The “Twilight” movies have now claimed their first human life. Their first cougar human life.

I’ve written about these disgusting, idiotic middle-aged American women who have a sick, pedophiliac desire for the guys in the “Twilight” movies. But this woman takes the cake. Remember, this is the same kind of woman making the “Fifty Shades of Grey” porn (which is about people in their 20s) into the most popular books of the year. There’s a chip missing somewhere. It’s like they’re pretending they are kids again and wish to replace real men their own age with fantasy boys in their teens and 20s from fiction. And they call men, “pigs”? Puh-leeze. Most of these women also voted for Obama and will again. The woman was killed running across the street to claim a place in the front of the line for a stupid panel featuring the “Twilight” cast, whom she’d already met. Sad that the woman lost her life (and I feel for her family, if she has one), but still–it was a result of her stupid behavior for actors in a teen movie! Is it mean and cold for me to say so?

A 53-year-old Comic-Con fan who had been camping in front of the San Diego Convention Center to secure a place at the popular “Twilight” panel was struck by a car and killed Tuesday.

The woman was in a crosswalk and had a red light when she tried to run across Harbor Drive toward the convention center about 9:20 a.m., said police Sgt. Ron Glass. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Can’t let the day go by without mentioning last night’s Delta Flight 126 from New York’s JFK airport to Madrid, which was clearly the subject of a dry run for Islamic terrorism. An attentive federal air marshal did the right thing, and now he’s being pilloried for it by the flunkies at ABC News, including the network’s incompetent, effeminate former FBI agent, Brad Garrett. There is a reason–several of them, actually–why everyone in the know calls his former agency, “Famous But Incompetent.” He’s Exhibit A. He was not on the plane, and if you read the facts, something was clearly going on. I mean, is it normal–on a flight with a lot of fuel–for a Pakistani Muslim passenger–to go into the plane’s bathroom, leave frayed wires with straw put over them, and then for a woman to feign some sort of health crisis at the same time as a diversion? No, not normal. And the people on that flight should thank their lucky stars that a competent air marshal was aboard instead of an incompetent ex-FBI desk jockey of the Liberace flavor. ‘Cuz, hey, terrorists would never ever try an attack on a plane headed from New York, right?

Delta Flight 126, which left JFK airport at 8 p.m., was about 45 minutes into its trip when a federal air marshal saw a Pakistani-American man exit a lavatory. Inside the lavatory, the air marshal found two short pieces of wire with their ends tripped off, covered by a piece of dark straw. The marshal concluded, wrongly, that that they could be components for a bomb.

Hey, ABC News reporters are now bomb experts!

At the same time, a female passenger from Argentina began to have breathing difficulties, and other air marshals thought, again wrongly, that she could be a decoy, meant to distract the crew while someone else assembled a bomb. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Harvard plagiarist (he admittedly stole his “The Case for Israel” book from Joan Peters’ “From Time Immemorial: The Origins of the Arab-Jewish Conflict over Palestine“) lawyer Alan Dershowitz misses no chance to support a Palestinian State and attack Jews’ rights to live where they want including in Jerusalem (which he derides as “illegal settlements”), all while he pretends to be a strong advocate for Israel (he isn’t) and supports Barack Obama. Now, he’s whining over a financial loss he might take because the idiot bought an Egyptian sarcophagus he now can’t unload. My heart bleeds for him.

Alan M. Dershowitz, the Harvard law professor, is in a . . . bind. An antiquities collector, he is eager to sell an Egyptian sarcophagus he bought from Sotheby’s in the early 1990s. But he is stymied, he said, because auction houses are applying tighter policies to the items they accept for consignment.

“I can’t get proof of when it came out of Egypt,” Mr. Dershowitz said. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

The video of Steven Tyler, Robert Blake (remember the Little Rascal’s murder trial in which he got away with killing his grifter wife?), and local news is hilarious enough. But Jimmy Kimmel’s comments are even more roll-on-the-floor-laughing hilarious. This is a funny end to a long, hot work week.

Very funny. Gotta watch the video . . . Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Condoleezza Rice, or as I more aptly call her on this site, “Condi Clueless,” has often bragged, “I’m an affirmative action baby.” And she’s right. She got everywhere in life and in the Republican Party not on competence, qualifications, or conservative principles, but on the fact that she’s a Black chick. And only on that fact. She’s a liberal Sovietologist who is the mother of HAMASastan. She’s a pro-abortion liberal who voted for Obama and supports gay marriage. Is it really a victory over Barack Obama if the VP candidate on the other side is Barack Obama in a skirt . . . or in Condi Clueless’ case, Barack Obama in a femme lesbian pantsuit? HELL, NO!

Matt Drudge says Condi Clueless is the frontrunner to be Mitt Romney’s Vice Presidential choice. If that’s to be believed–and much of self-hating, anti-Israel Jew Drudge’s stuff is NOT to be believed–then I will not vote for Romney. I really don’t need an Obama clone a heartbeat away from the Presidency and first in line to be the nominee after Romney exhausts his chances, if he’s elected. And by the way, she voted for Obama. Condi Clueless refused to endorse John McCain in 2008. And she refused to say for whom she voted. And when Obama won, she hailed it as “historic.” Is that really whom you want as VP? Then, you’re a moron. And just a partisan with no principles to stand behind it.

There is nothing conservative about this woman. There is plenty to dislike though. Condi Clueless repeatedly denounced the right of Jews to live where they want in Israel. She repeatedly called for the dismantling of settlements, demanding that Jews living in Jerusalem (for thousands of years) and its suburbs leave. Condi Clueless is the Mother of the HAMAS State. She is the one who pushed Israel to leave Gaza and force Jews to leave their homes, the way she once would have been forced to leave her home in redlined residential areas in the United States, decades ago. Condi Clueless is the one who called for democracy in the Arab world. As the execrable Dr. Phil would say, “An’ howz that workin’ for ya?” Condi Clueless is the one who demanded elections in Gaza, spent gazillions of your tax money to fund the PLO in the elections, then was shocked–shocked!–when HAMAS was elected, saying “we never thought this would happen,” when it was obvious to even the most clueless imbecile (except her) that HAMAS would, indeed, win. Then, after that, she sent Jimmy Carter to meet with HAMAS and make nice-nice, so she could have plausible deniability. After she denounced Carter, he said that she was in on the whole thing. And on that, I believe him. That’s how she works. And she also sent her own Assistant Secretary of State to meet with HAMAS and Islamic Jihad in Egypt.

Condi Clueless is also the one who set up the Bush $500 million mortgage bailout fund . . . for the Palestinians. And she repeatedly pressured Israel to release Marwan Barghouti, the mastermind of several Palestinian terrorist homicide bombings. After Blackwater contractors were burnt to a crisp and hung to the cheers by Iraqi Muslims in Fallujah, Condi Clueless forced Blackwater to institute a “cultural awareness and sensitivity training” course on Islam. That’s not to mention the award Condi Clueless gave to Hezbollah official Nibal Thawabteh. Afer HAMAS won her “democratic” elections in Gaza, this is what the moron-ette said:

Palestinian people have apparently voted for change, but we believe their aspirations for peace and a peaceful life remain unchanged. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

If Barack Obama loses in November, the only bad thing will be the loss of Joe Biden gaffe comedy gold that keeps on coming and keeps on giving. And if I were Mitt Romney, I’d definitely remind people of that.

Watch this funny Jimmy Kimmel Joe Biden VP of Comedy Tour Ad. It’s pretty good . . . Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Who says Jews are weak?

Naomi Kutin shows that stereotype is just that. She’s presumably the strongest girl in the world and can lift twice her weight, even though she’s only in Sixth Grade. She’s just 10 years old and does not compete on the Jewish Sabbath. She’s beaten many people much older than her.

The strongest girl in the world is an Orthodox Jewish 10-year-old from Fair Lawn, N.J. Read the rest of this entry »