By Debbie Schlussel

Dear Narcissistic Exhibitionist Men on Instagram:

No, I don’t want to see your penis in a sock. No, it isn’t increasing awareness of testicular cancer (if you’re a man with testicles, I’d imagine you’re well aware, but if not, the sock thing won’t, um, “enhance” the awareness in any way, sagging shape, or shrunken form). No, you aren’t a supermodel. I never thought I’d wish the stupid planking trend was back, but you’ve forced me into that position. And here’s a tip: unless you’re planking with your penis, I don’t wanna see it. And even that, I don’t wanna see. And you are different from the cheesy naked Burt Reynolds centerfold in Cosmo in the ’70s . . . how?

You are everything that’s wrong with America. “Hey, I’ll show everything but my c-ck if it gets me attention!” Now go away. Your 15 minutes are up. Yours and your pubic hair’s, which I also didn’t need to see from you, a self-obsessed stranger. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

If a White person did this, he would be out of a job and denounced worldwide. Heck, all Paula Deen did was admit she once used the N-word years ago, and she lost everything. But, if you’re Black (or Muslim or one of the other preferred minority groups), you can get away with racism and racist caricatures.

Nick Cannon, host of NBC’s “America’s Got Talent” (which is owned by Simon Cowell), is dressing in “Whiteface” and mocking White men as having small testicles. All of this is to promote the impending release of his album, “White People Party Music.” The husband of Mariah Carey and father of her twins is a racist. But Black-on-White racism is tolerated, as NBC hasn’t announced any plans to remove Cannon from the show, hasn’t denounced him or his behavior, and is strangely silent . . . along with the rest of the world of race merchants.

Nick Cannon, the host of NBC’s “America’s Got Talent” and Mr. Mariah Carey, is now posing as a man named Connor Smallnut for a new musical project. And yes, Connor Smallnut, as you can see in the photo above and videos below, is white. . . . . Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Traditional families–especially if they are White, heterosexual, and clean of self-inflicted body mutilation–are no longer “wholesome,” according to Nabisco and its “This is Wholesome” ad campaign.

The marketing of products to gays, interracial couples, and tattoo-covered hipsters isn’t new. I’ve noted the increase in marketing to gay families and so on, from J.C. Penney to Target. But, now, Nabisco wants you to know that straight, White, heterosexual couples and families aren’t cool, especially if they are not covered by tattoos and body piercings. That’s the in-your-face message of the company’s newest ad for its Honey Maid and Teddy Grahams products. The ad has been running during liberal-dumb-women-friendly shows like “The View” and “Good Morning America,” er . . . “GMA.” And Nabisco wants you to know that traditional families are OUT, OUT, OUT! And not as in “out of the closet.” That’s the “cool” kind of out for Nabisco.

The only thing missing here are a gay Al-Qaeda terrorist couple, a crocheting, needlepointing lesbian Muslim couple in hijabs who like antiquing, and a vegan, anti-vegetable Upper East Side couple who eat clay and ride bicycles to work as graphic designers for Occupy posters and makers of cashmere Q-tips for the starving in Africa. Clearly, they are wholesome, too. And you aren’t.

By the way, in case you didn’t get the hint–that Nabisco wants you to know that all of what is in the ad is “wholesome,” but heterosexual White, tattoo-free couples ain’t–here’s the message Nabisco posted with the video on YouTube: Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Over the weekend, many readers sent me the story about Great Britain legislating and encoding sharia wills into law. One reader told me, “This is where it starts.” Um, no, sadly, it all started long ago–both in the UK and here, with open borders and non-stop Muslim immigration and human baby factories parading as “women,” with multicultural appeasement, with political correctness, and so on. This is, unfortunately, neither the start nor the beginning. It is the end result Muslims have been waiting, reproducing, and loudly whining for. And it’s been long in the pipeline. It just took 9/11 for it to get off the ground–you know, rewarding the religion of hijackers and mass murderers, as stupid Westerners do as if it were some sort of sadomasochistic sexual addiction without a cure. If it is the “start” of anything, it is the beginning of the end.

And here’s a tip: the Islamic wills the Brits have legalized are really no different than many of the things that have happened here in America, including–as I reported last year–American federal courts allowing Arcapita, which used to be called First Islamic Investment Bank, to have a sharia-compliant bankruptcy, which is a total violation of the Establishment Clause and the constitutional separation between church and state (which apparently never apply to mosque and state). And, yet, Chris Christie and his ilk have never ever been taken to task for his comments that those of us concerned about the imposition of sharia on America are “crazies” (after he appointed a HAMAS judge). Just remember, as you read this, that we are only decades–maybe not even A decade–behind the UK in our bending over backward (and forward) for Muslims and Islam. Anything happening there either will or already has happened here.

Islamic law is to be effectively enshrined in the British legal system for the first time under guidelines for solicitors on drawing up “Sharia compliant” wills. Under ground-breaking guidance, produced by The Law Society, High Street solicitors will be able to write Islamic wills that deny women an equal share of inheritances and exclude unbelievers altogether. The documents, which would be recognised by Britain’s courts, will also prevent children born out of wedlock – and even those who have been adopted – from being counted as legitimate heirs. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

My movie reviews are late because my internet service went out for a couple of days (some nebulous “techical issue” BS), and I gave up on the (very) slow connection at Starbucks. Plus my car’s alternator went bad, and I had to get that fixed before I could drive around searching for places with faster connections while my internet service provider worked on fixing whatever tech glitch was happening. Then, the Jewish Sabbath happened. So, please forgive me for this weekend’s delay. It was killing me not being able to put these reviews up earlier. I did not see “Muppets Most Wanted” because it was screened for critics on a Saturday morning, during the Jewish Sabbath.

* “Divergent“: Like “The Hunger Games” movies, this is based on several young adult novels about a dystopian, post-apocalyptic future in America. I found it to be extremely slow, long, and boring, and not nearly as exciting, thrilling, or suspenseful as “The Hunger Games” flicks, even though the story is almost exactly the same. Come on, Hollywood. Come up with something new already. Clocking in at nearly 2.5 hours, they could have lopped off an hour from this and lost nothing. Also, this is yet another one of those movies, in which the diminutive, thin chick is a she-male warrior–far stronger than virtually all of the men. In other words, not believable. It’s also troubling that one of the tests given to the young heroine of the movie is whether or not she will shoot and kill her parents and brother. This is the stuff they are feeding kids. Sad. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Over the past few months, actor George Clooney’s been photographed all over the place with Amal Alamuddin, a very anti-Israel Lebanese Arab who worked for the United Nations and represented Wikileaks’ anti-American former chief, Julian Assange. The Lebanese legal book she authored is extremely anti-Israel and pro-Palestinian. Alamuddin, who was Clooney’s date to the Obama White House last month, is not Muslim. She’s Druze, which is an offshoot of Islam. I’m familiar with Ms. Alamuddin (pronounced “Ah-lah-muh-DEEN”) and her family because I met her and them at the wedding of her cousin in the mid-1990s. They are extremely anti-Israel, and I was subjected to their absurd, non-stop anti-Israel questions and comments as the only non-Arab (other than the bride and her family) at a dinner the night before the wedding.

I went to law school with Alamuddin’s cousin (who has the same last name) and the cousin’s wife. I was friends with the cousin’s wife (who is not an Arab), and when they were dating in law school, I repeatedly heard from him about how he hated Israel and sided with the Palestinians and the P.L.O. Later, when I was invited to the the Alamuddin wedding, I was on the receiving end of more of that. As I noted, I was the only non-Arab at the pre-wedding dinner at Chicago’s now-defunct “Uncle Tonoose” restaurant. They all knew I was Jewish, and the conversations and questions directed at me were a mix of myself as both Jewish museum exhibit and target of anti-Israel questioning. Clooney’s future girlfriend was there, too, and she was in her late teens at the time (I was in my mid-20s).

The situation with the Alamuddin family was surreal, as I was asked repeatedly about “Jewish Europeans” “invading” Israel, er . . . “Palestine.” Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

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Is ABC finally seeing the light on the Islamic threat to the West? Probably not, but in a “pigs fly” departure from its usual politically correct programming, the network’s ABC Family channel on cable bought the rights to develop the drama, “Alice in Arabia,” for possible addition to its schedule, next season. Since it apparently shows a true depiction of Islam and what it does to Westerners, the unindicted HAMAS co-conspirator CAIR is up in arms, as is the pro-Hezbollah/HAMAS ADC. Given their whines, don’t hold your breath for the show to ever make it to the air. And, if it does, the truth will be whitewashed and the show entirely changed.

The theme of the show is that Alice, a kidnapped American, is stuck in Saudi Arabia, where her Muslim family members live, and she’s trying to escape. ‘Cuz, hey, that would never ever happen, right? I mean, Muslims have never ever ever ever kidnapped their American kids and held them in captivity in the Middle East. And we can’t have truthful depictions like that reaching the eyes of stupid Americans who normally watch “Pretty Little Liars.”

ABC Family has added three drama pilots to its development slate. . . . Here’s a look at the three dramas:

Alice in Arabia is a high-stakes drama about a rebellious American teenage girl who, after tragedy befalls her parents, is unknowingly kidnapped by her extended family, who are Saudi Arabian. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Political correctness in this country has really reached absurd levels. The more you think it can’t get more ridiculous, the more it does. It turns out–although this isn’t news to me and probably not to you, either–that liberal White people are far more offended by things than the “poor, helpless” Black people they think they are advocating for in their patronizing way.

And so it goes with my experience the other day at a clothing store.

I’ve been going to this clothing store, literally since I was a teen. I know the people who own it and work there very well, and they are very nice hard-working people who know fashion and sell great bargains. But they are also liberals. The store features many accessories, including jewelry. While I was browsing the store, one of the salespeople was showing a nearby customer a bracelet in a particular style, which features a chain or other attachment from the bracelet to the finger (or multiple fingers) or to a ring (or multiple rings) that goes on a finger (fingers). I own a few bracelets in that style, and am well aware that the style is known a “slave bracelet” (though I bought mine years ago, long before I knew of their Muslim origin and degradatory nature and symbolism).

When I heard the customer ask what the style is called and the saleswoman said she didn’t know, I responded, “it’s called a ‘slave bracelet.'” But since the salesperson showing the bracelet was Black, all of the White people in the store were aghast that I said this. You could see it on their faces (their disturbed looks directed at me), and I heard it in at least one of their gasps. The Black salesperson was not offended. But all of the White people around us were. Apparently, you can no longer use the word “slave” in front of a Black person (who was never a slave, herself, by the way), even though you are referring to the commonly known style of a bracelet. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

**** SCROLL DOWN FOR UPDATE – Mohammad Hamdan’s sleazy relative threatens Schlussel!

Mohammad Hassan Hamdan, a 22-year-old from Dearbornistan with a green card, had Hezbollah terrorist training, and yet the Bush Administration let him into the United States in 2007, even though he was a Hezbollah operative against Israel just months earlier. He’s been here for seven years and was about to get U.S. citizenship. He was arrested over the weekend as he was headed back to his native Lebanon to fight with Hezbollah, the Islamic terrorist group that’s murdered more Americans than any other but for Al-Qaeda. But most of the Detroit media are competing to be chief apologist for this scumbag.

Hamdan was arrested as he tried to board his flight to Paris, where he was going to switch planes. Unfortunately, he is no different than most of the Shi’ite Muslim population that dominates Dearbornistan, Dearbornistan Heights, and a growing number of other Detroit suburbs, as we continue to let more and more of these America-hating Shi’ite Muslim opportunists into America, and as the ones who are already here multiply through large birth rates.

Hamdan claims he was going back to Lebanon for “dental work.” Oh, is that what they’re calling it these days? Because America has a shortage of good dentists and the ones in the Iranian satellite state are just sooooo much better in cleaning and fixing teeth? Maybe he was getting a molar bomb implanted. And don’t believe his lying relatives and friends that he’s “too lazy,” “can’t hold a job,” and “isn’t religious,” so Hezbollah wouldn’t take him. Um, he’s already in Hezbollah, and he’s “lazy” because he’s subsidized by and collecting entitlements from the infidel U.S. taxpayers. Whether or not he’s religious isn’t the point. The point is that these guys are hypocrites. They want to impose their extremist beliefs on you and me, when they don’t even keep them, themselves. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Happy St. Paddy’s Day to all my Irish friends and readers. I’ve posted this absolutely hilarious “Leprechaun Sighting in the Hood” video in years past, but it never gets old. I could watch this over and over again. My fave part: the “amateur sketch.” Also, this year, I’m posting the follow-up news report. Yup, TWO of these fabulous videos about America! Just a nice slice of the Obama voting sector. Attention, advertisers (especially psychics, fortune tellers, and purveyors of magical sexual healing potions): you, too, can reach this valuable demographic. Luck of the Dumbish.

MUST WATCH Bonus Video . . . Read the rest of this entry »