March 29, 2006, - 11:36 am

Semi-Porn Sharon Stone: Basest Instinct Minus 2

By Debbie Schlussel
Promoting oral sex to young girls when their mothers aren’t in earshot . . .
Declaring Hillary Clinton “sexy” (huh?!) (see also, here). . . .
It shouldn’t surprise anyone that aging, trampy Sharon Stone is obsessed with talking about her bizarre sex fetishes ad absurdum, these days (when she’s not engaged in her “Sharon Stone, Middle East Scholar” New Age psycho-babble act–here and here).
We saw her new “film”–we’d call it semi-porn, only with worse dialogue and acting then porn–”Basic Instinct 2,” for which she’s emerged from her sewer habitat to promote. (Sorry, Crotch-woman, there’s already one Jenna Jameson, and that’s far too many human disease bins.) Two long, wasted hours of our life we’ll never get back–devoted to a low-life, disgusting, stupid “movie”. Yet more evidence of the ever-increasing defining deviancy (and taste) down in America.

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Sharon Stone: Psycho-Babble Porn Star is New Expert on Hillary, Mid-East

It’s a whole lot of shots of Sharon Stone’s newest breast implants both exposed and under sheer, tight white shirts. Plus a whole lot of her terrible, awful acting, mostly talking about sex in ways we can’t repeat on this site. Oh, and there’s some stupid, convoluted “story” mixed in. Very boring.
Must have been low-budget because everything, including her bad synthetic hair extensions, looks cheap. And is.
Just like Sharon Stone.
This is the woman who claims to want to bring peace to the Middle East. More like plastic-surgery-enhanced “piece” (of something) to the Middle East. (In Mid-East parlance, they’d call her, “Zonah” (Hebrew) or “Kahba” (Arabic slang).
Makes you laugh in disgust when, as on today’s episode of yenta-fest “The View,” Stone speaks of being a role model to young girls and how she frequently gives speeches to them (if she’s a role model, then we’re a nation of degenerate sluts and whores). Ditto for her pronouncement on Hillary Clinton:

I think Hillary Clinton is so sexy. I love Hillary Clinton. I think she’s doing great, great work as a Senator.

(Plus, she talked about how upset she was that a menage-a-trois scene was cut. It was? Not in the version of this degrading film that we saw.)
So an aging porn star thinks Hillary is doing “great work” as a Senator. That should tell you something.
And, by the way, who in the world could think this is sexy? Bill Clinton certainly doesn’t, even from afar.

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Sexy?: Aging Slut Sharon Stone Thinks So

To recap, now we know what Frank Sinatra was thinking of when he sang, “The Lady is a Tramp.” Sharon Stone, cheap hooker on film and off. Hillary Clinton, not sexy. Basic Instinct 2: Trust your basic instincts, and don’t waste either time or money on this dud.

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17 Responses

Grrrr… if I have to look at this woman’s crotch or Billary’s mug for one more second… These women NEED Burkas! OK, see ya.

DeBodine on March 29, 2006 at 12:52 pm

Every time I see Hillary I just about blow huge chunks and anyone that thinks Sharon Stone is attractive needs their head examined.
Just the thought of her makes me want to take a shower with Lysol…
She is a skank, a truly sad skank

ScottyDog on March 29, 2006 at 1:42 pm

Oh yeah… Hillary’s sexy… About as sexy as Rosie O’Donnell in a tennis dress.

Yiddish Steel on March 29, 2006 at 2:38 pm

“makes me want to take a shower with Lysol”
did a web-seach.
can’t find this chick named Lysol.
i’ll keep looking. :)
just remember this female did “it” with eason jordan.
surprised there wasn’t a lizard scene mentioned in the movie. ya’ know…….biting someone on the big toe.
so what you’re telling us is the movie is going to be re-released on CD as:
Basic Instink II

louielouie on March 29, 2006 at 3:28 pm

I can’t really say I disagree with the contents of your comments about Sharon Stone. However, you should show a little sense of humor ala Ann Coulter when you go after her. I find much of your commentary to be somewhat personally petty. It reminds me of the “JAPs” from my high school days (To be PC, I have Jewish ancestry so I can use the term.)
Actually I find Stone to be rather hot but then again I like slutty women. Looking forward to your witty and biting reply.

jerry on March 29, 2006 at 6:46 pm

louielouie
Good one..try industrial strength disinfectant when you look that “chick”.
Even then I will pass and let Jerry catch all the STD’s.

ScottyDog on March 29, 2006 at 9:11 pm

That’s my skank – er I mean Senator you’re talking about. I don’t care about her ugliness, sexual proclivities, or even if she gargles with Lysol. I despise her because she is a lying, self serving clown. I figure she and Schumer combine to make NY about as well represented as Mass with Ted “Martini” Kennedy and John “Giggolo” Kerry.

MarkD on March 29, 2006 at 9:26 pm

Frank Sinatra(or jazz guitarist Bireli Lagrene on his ‘Blue Eyes’ cd)are not guilty of thinking about Hillary or Sharon,on ‘The Lady Is A Tramp’;
this is a job for rappers,who could win an Oscar for ‘Basic Instinct III-The Documentary’(hit ‘Basic Instinct II above..go to fun stuff and hit trivia).

jaywilton on March 30, 2006 at 9:56 am

What great acting has Sharon Stone done in any of her movies? Outside of Basic Instinct and Casino what good roles has she done? I recall a small part she had in Total Recall. I remember when she gave her husband Phil Bronstein of the SF Chronicle (I think it was the Chronicle) a birthday present of getting him into a cage with a Komodo Dragon which almost cost him his life!

Ripper on March 30, 2006 at 11:19 am

Outside of Casino, she’s been terrible in every role she’s played. The first Basic Instinct is also one of the worst movies ever made.

Concerned Conservative on March 30, 2006 at 11:34 am

I thought I was the only one who though the first Basic Instinct movie was stupid and silly. I never understood the hype and I really thought it wasn’t even sexy. I’ve never seen a Joe Esterhauz scripted movie that was any good.
Didn’t see Crotchy in Casino, but she was alright in Total Recall, even though just about any other decent actress could have done the same.
This all just sounds like typical marketing for a bad film, stirring up controversy.

Jeff_W on March 30, 2006 at 11:49 am

Thank goodness that MarkD has the dignity to keep this in its proper prospective. Vile insults about oneís looks have no place in true political debate. There are plenty of reasons not to like Hillary without taking it to such a personal level. If Sharon Stone thinks Hillary is sexy, fine. If Debbie thinks not, fine; just leave it at that. The only thing that has ever really bothered me about Debbie is her tendency to put down another womanís looks. Itís just like high school where the pretty blond girls made fun of the homely girls. This is worse than name calling and it has no place in adult behavior.

MikeR on March 30, 2006 at 12:22 pm

But to be fair Mike, Hillary is very, very ugly. It’s almost impossible not to comment on it.

Concerned Conservative on March 30, 2006 at 1:43 pm

The legend is that Stone is a Mensa member with an IQ of 154. If this is true what the hell has she done with all that brainpower?

perroazul del norte on March 30, 2006 at 1:57 pm

Mike, I don’t think it’s that bad, just a little harmless jabbing at an easy target.
Besides, Stone invited it by calling Hillary “sexy” and her other stupid sex related comments. Oprah, The View, all the E!TV shows will praise Stone to the Heavens, so a little from the other side makes for a little harmless fun.
I, too, think this is a cheap Hollywood ploy to drum up publicity/controversy for a bad film. Madonna, Britney, and all the other bims do it all the time.

The_Man on March 30, 2006 at 11:27 pm

lol yer such a pussy-obsessed dyke!

btw, why use a bad hilary pic? there’s better shots of her more flattering.

mary on March 7, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    You guys are such a prime example of what is really trashy and ghetto-
    What a bunch of trashy talk -
    Now, go ahead and prove my point with a trashy response-
    Oh so gross and unattractivd- get a life

    Chris on December 2, 2012 at 2:51 am

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