September 3, 2010, - 11:41 am
Months ago, I told you about “Machete,” the pro-illegal alien movie put out by Rupert Murdoch’s Twentieth Century Fox studio, starring Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, and Lindsay Lohan (as a glamorous drug addict who walks around naked–hey just like real life!). The movie debuts in theaters today, and it is exactly what I warned you about in showing you the trailer: a pro-amnesty, pro-illegal alien, pro-open borders piece of trash, which mocks those of us who want our borders secure. It’s supposed to be a “Mex-ploitation”-style parody, but that’s really not what it is at all. It’s propaganda dressed up as a cool, hip “parody.” In this movie, those of us who want the borders secured and immigration law enforced are bigots, racists, criminals, drug dealers, murderers, and have incestuous fantasies about sex with our children.
Pro-Illegal Alien Propaganda From Hannity’s/Beck’s/Malkin’s John
And don’t count on Murdoch employees Sean Vannity, Glenn Beck, Michelle Fraudkin and others–who make seven figures (Fraudkin makes six figures) from Murdoch and pretends to be against open borders–to say a damned thing. They know on which side their hypocrisy is buttered. It’s the opposite of their usual motto, as in this case it’s “Dollah, No Hollah.” (Fraudkin’s fill-in stooge mentioned the movie a while ago but wouldn’t dare mention the studio putting it out or who owns it. Gee, I wonder why.) They’re silent on this, just as they were silent on their boss, Murdoch’s pimping for amnesty for illegal aliens. Hypocrites and fakes. Nothing more.
The movie, while it has scant few brief, funny moments, is mostly a crappy bore and a bloody, violent attack on sheriffs (like Joe Arpaio) and elected officials who campaign against amnesty for illegal aliens and want a fence and more border guards on our Southern border. It paints the Minutemen (in this movie, headed by a racist murderer played by Don Johnson) and other border watch groups as bigoted evil murderers of illegal aliens for sport. And it’s also an attack on Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents, with Jessica Alba playing a lawless Hispanic ICE agent, who abuses power, harasses fellow Hispanics, and eventually is won over by the illegal alien crowed, shouting to a gathering of illegal aliens, “We didn’t cross the border, the border crossed us!” Remember, Alba is the bimbo who got away with vandalizing a billboard and whined to the press that her uncle got sent to Iraq when he only enlisted in the U.S. military to get a free trip to Italy. We didn’t cross the airheads, the airheads crossed us.
The “story” in this Robert Rodriguez garbage:
Machete (Danny Trejo–who is a real life convict for armed robbery and drug offenses and a former longtime San Quentin inmate) is a former Mexican Federali who sees slaughter and is betrayed by a Mexican drug lord, Torrez (Steven Seagal). He goes to Texas looking for work, like other Mexican illegal alien day laborers and is hired by Booth (Jeff Fahey), who offers Machete $150,000 to kill State Senator McLaughlin (Robert De Niro–looking a lot like Sheriff Arpaio), who he says is the enemy of illegal aliens because he wants to crack down on the border, install a fence, and opposes amnesty.
But it’s all a set-up. Booth actually just wants the Senator wounded at a rally, so it looks like an illegal alien tried to kill him and it sends the Senator’s poll numbers through the roof. Throughout the movie, we’re “treated” to the over the top anti-illegal alien campaign ads from Senator McLaughlin, meant to mock all of us who oppose open borders. That much is clear. Also clear is that the Senator–in his private life–hangs out with the “Freedom Force” (clearly, the Minutemen) and hunts illegal aliens with them, shooting them in cold blood and recording it on video.
Machete wants revenge on Booth, the Senator, and Torrez. First, he turns to his old friend, a Catholic priest, played by Cheech Marin, for help. In a disgusting, graphic scene (as are most scenes in the movie), Marin is nailed to a cross by the anti-amnesty Booth. Machete also works with ICE agent Alba, and an illegal alien smuggling network (“The Network,” who are just poor, nice, peaceful people bringing in poor, nice, peaceful illegal aliens looking for work) run by Michelle Rodriguez to get revenge on Booth and Senator McLaughlin. Oh, and did I mention that anti-amnesty villain Booth has fantasies about his daughter, Lindsay Lohan. Doesn’t every opponent of open borders have incest fantasies?
And aren’t Hispanic v. Gringo ethnic wars great! They’re glorified in this movie . . . so long as most Whities (who are all racists, villains, or dumb naked druggies, by the way) get theirs in the end. Right? Of course, there’s no mention of the many Other Than Mexican (OTM) Muslim illegal aliens and terrorists who come over the Southern Border and the real danger they pose. ‘Cuz that only makes Murdoch money on FOX News, where blind idiots eat it up, instead of thinking: hey, why is he telling me one thing on FOX News, but then telling American moviegoers another in “Machete”?
Not worth your ten bucks. Not worth your nearly two hours. Bloody, violent propaganda with a couple of topless chicks (Lindsay Lohan and someone playing her mother) thrown in.
Thanks, Rupert Murdoch. To reiterate, that man is laughing all the way to the bank, as he makes billions from masses of clueless right-wing suckers watching his FOX News because they are against illegal aliens, while he promotes them on-screen in this movie.
And like I said, the sound coming from Murdoch employees/secure-the-borders fakes Hannity, Beck, Malkin about this movie . . . crickets chirping. Don’t expect them to say a thing, either, about their boss’ plans for two sequels to the movie. Hey, high-priced whores gotta do what they’re told to keep the money flowin’.
For the rest of us, get some principle and skip this fraud. But if you keep watching the maker of this film’s network, FOX News, you remain part of the problem. And you are nothing more than an enabler of garbage like this.
FOUR MARXES PLUS A BIN LADEN PLUS A RUPERT MURDOCH PLUS A VANNITY PLUS A BECK PLUS A FRAUDKIN
Watch the trailer (F-word alert). . .
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