October 25, 2010, - 3:26 pm
A married pro athlete cheats on his wife, making phone calls to a sports reporter-ette asking for a date. Shocking. Gee, that has never before happened in history. It’s these truisms I learned long before my regrettable stint as a sports agent: pro athletes are generally scumbags. They are the lowest life forms on the planet. And most sports reporter-ettes are in the biz to “date” (euphemism) them.
In this case, the athlete is spoiled-infant-in-a-grown-man’s body, Brett Favre. As I’ve told you before, when I was in grad school at the University of Wisconsin in Madison (from which I got my law and MBA degrees), I repeatedly saw Brett Favre making out with–and, one time, getting oral sex from–assorted women in public, in front of other people at bars in Madison, just like an animal. The guy is human refuse (and, again, the “human” part is debatable), as most pro athletes are. He’s a lowlife. A total scumbag and a fake. But the mindless Green Bay Packers fans I met throughout Wisconsin wouldn’t hear of it. This scum of the earth guy was beyond heroic, superhuman to them. It was sickening. There’s a reason this man who fathered his daughter out of wedlock now has a grandchild born out of wedlock from that daughter, with no father in its life to speak of. The Favre family is a revolving life cycle of trash with a big bank account.
Favre’s wife, Deanna, who had a kid out of wedlock with him and didn’t marry him until the kid was like nine years old or upwards of that, is no less a fraud. She’s parading around national TV shows, like ABC’s “Good Morning America,” talking about her Christian faith. Yeah, right. She knows she’s only getting booked on these shows because it’s in the news that her imbecile quarterback hubby and meal ticket allegedly sent photos of his penis to New York Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger, a charge he reportedly denied to NFL officials (he admitted calling and asking the reporter out on a date, which was all caught on tape, so he can hardly deny it–and the penis photos came from the same cell phone number). Uh-huh, these are America’s heroes and “respected personalities” in the America Oprah Winfrey and Maury Povich–and feminism and the sexual revolution and the greater lifestyle given to us by liberal social policy–wrought.
So, now, every comedy show in the world is “redoing” Brett Favre’s Wrangler Jeans ads. The first was Jimmy Kimmel, the video of which is funny only because of Jimmy’s witty commentary. And then, there is the lame Saturday Night Live version that everyone is buzzing about. Neither is particularly funny. But . . . I present, you decide:
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