April 28, 2011, - 12:08 pm
Like many of you, I was sick of tomorrow’s Royal Wedding the minute the engagement was announced. So, two people with bad teeth–one an inbred major British welfare queen named William and the other about to join him in major British welfare queen status via holy matrimony–are getting married. Big whoop. Overkill to the nth. Enough already. And while there are so many Royal Wedding souvenirs, including condoms, there is one necessary accessory that is sorely missing, especially given that the most popular boy’s name in the UK is Mohammed, and the place was the breeding ground of the Shoe Bomber, the UndieBomber, Captain Hook (Abu Hamza Al-Masri), the Tube bombers, the Scotland Airport bombers, and a whole lotta other past, present, and future Islamic terrorists.
After all, the UK’s Muslims gotta celebrate the Royal Wedding in style, as they are British welfare queens as much as William is and Kate will soon be. So I designed and asked our friend, Jedi Master of PhotoShop, David Lunde of Lundesigns, to put together this ultimate in British Royal Wedding accessories . . . the Royal Weeding Jihadist Keffiyeh/Islamic Scarf of Death, perfect for your next beheading event, stoning occasion martyrdom video, or IED-in-Your-Pants-on-a-Plane party. Unfortunately, it’s not a limited edition, as the jihadist Muslim “activities” are in infinite and endless supply. A very Royal alhamdillulllah [Praise allah] to Will and Kate!
Comes in several colors and styles, including Bus-Bombing Black:
Check Out Our Other Halal Varieties . . .
Stoning Black and Blue (with Red Blood Spatter accents):
Beheading Video Bloody Black:
Also available in Martyrdom Maroon.
Artwork by David Lunde/Lundesigns, Design by Debbie Schlussel. All Rights Reserved. Available at a Paki or Syrian Training Camp Near You. Also sold at Tony & Cherie Blair Dhimmi Discount Jihad Hut. Or Call 1-800-ROYALLAHU-FUBAR. Shipping and Handling for Dead Bodies, Extra. IEDs Sold Separately.
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