May 20, 2011, - 12:10 am
It’s almost time to celebrate the final departure of HRHSBotU [Her Royal Highness Supreme Being of the Universe] Oprah from the daytime broadcast TV airways. Don’t let the door hit ya on the way out, Ms. Thang. As I precisely predicted at the end of last year before it began, her OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network) is a major ratings failure, and she’s already had to fire her hand-picked Black female network chieftess and replace her with a pale, White male. But, sadly, she and her friends are throwing her a disgusting set of worship orgies that even the world’s greatest panderers and ass-kissers could never match.
This week, she did two hours with James Frey, the guy who wrote a fake book which she knew was fake and promoted anyway, then dressed him down on national TV for writing a fake book she knew was fake. But, now, he’s back with an anti-Christian, Islamo-pandering book about Jesus stuck in a crappy life in New York, as a drunk who gets a prostitute pregnant, and is bisexual and a pothead. So all is forgiven. During the two self-absorbed hours, HRHSBotU pandered to Frey, cried fake tears and engaged in a hug-fest with Frey. Awwww. But my fave final Oprah moment is one that was not on her show, but backstage and gushed forth by “Dr.” Phil, as brought to us by Jimmy Kimmel. Amazing that this human fertilizer thinks he’s some sort of psychologist when he’s as phony as they come. Barf. There’s a reason I own the URL/domain name OprahSucks.com. She does. And the syndicated TV creatures she’s foisted on the American TV-watching mushheads do, too.
Tags: Dr. Phil, HOprah, HOprah Watch, James Frey, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Oprah, Oprah farewell, Phil McGraw, video