October 24, 2011, - 9:29 pm
No, he didn’t solicit prostitutes after moralizing against all of Wall Street, so disgraced South Carolina ex-Governor Mark Sanford isn’t as sleazy and repellent as disgraced New York ex-Governor Eliot Spitzer. But, as conservatives go, he’s close enough. And that’s why it’s so disgusting–not to mention, absurd–that FOX News just hired Sanford as a contributor and analyst for the 2012 Presidential race.
You gotta ask yourself what he could possibly contribute . . . other than talking about how to blow any chance you had at the White House by lying to your entire State, using the euphemism of “hiking in the woods” as cover for your sexual trysts in Latin America with your extra-marital concubine. Hey, maybe FOX News can hire John Edwards, too, as soon as he gets through that legal trouble in which he’s involved.
Don’t forget that Sanford is the same guy who told his fiancee and, later, wife (and ex-wife), Jenny, that he wanted the part about being faithful removed from their marriage vows (and the moronette wife agreed!). Hey, he’ll fight right in with Sean Vannity, toe-sucker fetishist Dick Morris, and phone-sexer Bill Falafel/Loofah O’Reilly.
Is anyone watching really gonna take this fraud, Sanford, seriously? Well, it is FOX News, after all, where people continue to drink up Sean Hannity’s Freedom Concert scam and believe his lie that he was against Obama helping the Libyan rebels (when he, in fact, pressured and urged Obama to aid them).
In short, there are just as many suckers on the right as on the left, which is why plenty of mindless FOX News viewers will ingest the Sanford BS just as CNN viewers willingly ingested the Spitzer crap.
Yup, FOX truly is no better–and hardly different–than CNN. They just took their lout instead of the one with a D after his name. Hey, I hear that Anthony Weiner is looking for a job. Maybe FOX News can hired him, too and give Sanford and Weiner their own show in the spirit of bipartisan scumbaggery.
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