November 21, 2008, - 3:17 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
My biggest problems with Arizona Gov. Janet Napolitano, Barack Obama’s pick to head Homeland Security, are that she’s for amnesty for illegal aliens and she’s not a cop. You need an experienced law enforcement guy to run Homeland Security, not yet another lawyer, as she is. And while her borders were overrun by illegal aliens, she vetoed certain tougher laws on illegal aliens (while signing others that were tough on American businesses who help them) and didn’t do much to help ranchers and farmers on her southern border, some with 500 illegal aliens running through them on a daily basis.
Ray Kelly, though not ideal, would have been better than this legal retread. She is not an improvement over Michael “Serpenthead/Mr. Burns” Chertoff. Just more of the same, except for one thing: she’s apparently a semi-closeted lesbian. And, unless she comes out completely in the open, it’s sort of a national security issue. Don’t ask, don’t tell really isn’t an option when her suspected homosexuality can be used against her, since she continues to deny it. Janet, I think the Women’s Sports Foundation haircut and Dinah Shore Classic comfortable shoes kinda gave it away. (Gee, this really is a remake of Clinton-Camelot: Clinton had two ineffective lesbian lawyers, Janet Reno and Donna Shalala, and this is the first of likely several for Obama.)
“Not that there’s anything wrong with that.“
In any event, I asked Jedi Master of PhotoShop, David Lunde of Lundesigns, to make me this depiction, above, of our next top chick in law enforcement. And here are a couple of videos, both of which are hilarious, at least for the first half (warning: suggestive situations):
Ch-ch, ch-ch, ch-ch . . . .