June 11, 2012, - 1:41 am
Helwig & the Angry Inch: Border Patrol Agents Beat Up Woman Who Asks Them to Stop Their Public Oral Sex (VIDEO)
Why do Border Patrol agents arrogantly engage in oral sex in public and beat up a woman who asks them to stop? Because they know they can and will likely get away with it. A long while ago, I told you about Jennifer Sedgebeer, an ICE agent who–along with her cop boyfriend–handcuffed a woman to a hot tub and tried to forced her to perform oral sex on them. Now, it’s two San Diego-area Border Patrol agents who beat up a woman after she asked them to stop the illicit sex act because she paid good money to see a “Cirque du Soleil” performance and wanted to watch the show in non-distracted dignity. The agents in question are Kallie Helwig and Gerald Torello, Jr., and the woman who complained now has black-and-blue marks and other bruises because she dared ask them to have a tiny bit of class. Sure sounds like “Homeland Security” to me. Call it, “Helwig & the Angry Inch” (a take-off on the transvestite musical and movie, “Hedwig & the Angry Inch”). Both of these two should be on the sex offender registry and out of a job (as any non-government worker would be), but it’s not a stretch to say they’ll remain employed by Uncle Sam, just like Ms. Sedgebeer did. Truly disgusting and despicable, and it’s probably what these two animals are doing in the Border Patrol vehicles when they are on duty and supposed to be “patrolling” the border (and illegal aliens are laughing all the way into the U.S. interior).
Helwig & the Angry Inch: Agent Kallie Helwig Will Beat You Up if You Interrupt her Public “Border Patrolling” of a Guy’s Crotch
An investigation is under way following allegations that two Border Patrol agents engaged in a sex act in public and attacked a woman who asked the pair to stop.
The incident occurred at a Cirque du Soleil show in Del Mar on May 27.
According to San Diego sheriff’s investigators, the pair was identified as Border Patrol agents Kallie Helwig and Gerald Torello, Jr.
Witnesses allege Helwig performed oral sex on Torello as they watched the show in the audience. One witness says she asked the couple to stop and claims they got very angry.
“While I’m watching her, she’s staring at me and she’s throwing punches in the air. And you can hear the guy saying, ‘You can take her, babe. I got your back,’” the unidentified woman said.
The witness claims the male agent held her while the woman punched her in the face.
What a disgrace. Haven’t these two morons ever heard of getting a room? You stay classy. Maybe they’ll use the Tiger Woods BS “sex addict” defense and claim it as a disability under the Americans with Disabilities Act, so you can pay their salaries while they “get help” and keep their jobs. (If it had been gay oral sex, Janet Napolitano and her Homeland Security gay mafia would probably give them a promotion.)
Most Border Patrol agents are good people (with the exception of a few such as Nader Aoude, the Hezbollah-supporting Shi’ite Muslim affirmative action case who starred in “All-American Muslim”). Schmucks like these two defame them and all federal law enforcement agents who work in immigration and border enforcement (or try to, given the Obama administration welcome mat for illegals).
If I were current Al-Qaeda chief Ayman Al-Zawahiri, I’d include the video clip news story on Kallie Helwig & the Angry Inch to add some zip(per) to my recruitment video.
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