June 27, 2012, - 1:48 pm
I’m no fan of faux conservative Mitt Romnesty, but at least he isn’t resorting to hiring this embarrassing chick to head up his campaign targeting women, as Barack Obama is. Eva Longoria spent a great deal of time informing the world about how she gets Brazilian bikini waxes and when she had her first orgasm, and now she’s officially a part of Obama-Biden ’12, telling women why they should vote for Obama at various campaign women’s forums. Maybe Obama should call this, “Obama TMI-Time for Women.” USA Today says that by using Longoria, Obama is targeting women “where they live.” Do they live in their vaginas? Just askin’. But, hey, this is what we get in the “50 Shades of Grey”/”Magic Mike” era of women as pigs and pervs. I’ll take Ann Romney, stay at home mom who battles MS, any day over these disgusting “Desperate Housewife” whores enlisted by Obama. Even more ridiculous: Longoria is going to be telling women about “paycheck fairness.” Huh? Doesn’t this chick get paid a gazillion dollars a year for the recently-canceled “Desperate Housewives” and its reruns on sundry cable channels? Doesn’t she make another mint for her L’Oreal cosmetic and haircare ads? Paycheck fairness???? Tell it to your mirror, chica. (She also, by the way, believes that America is “occupied” by us and is really Mexican territory.)
The Obama campaign, in a major effort to galvanize female voters, will launch a series of interactive summit meetings in key swing states this summer.
The Women Vote 2012 Summits will allow women “to hear directly from senior campaign officials and leaders about issues that are important to them and the different visions that President Obama and Mitt Romney have for women and their families,” the campaign said in a statement.
The campaign panel features Valerie Jarrett, a Democratic strategist appearing in a personal capacity; Kate Chapek, the national women’s vote director for the campaign; and actress Eva Longoria. Issues on the summit agendas will include paycheck fairness, health care (including birth control), abortion rights and education.
The voter summits are part of the Obama campaign’s Operation Vote program, which works to boost turnout among what the campaign calls “our core demographic groups.”
The first event is July 1 in Denver. Colorado is one of several states where the women’s vote could be decisive. Summits are planned in other key states as well, including Pennsylvania (with an event in Philadelphia), Florida (Miami) and Nevada (Las Vegas).
Hmmm, I wonder if she’ll display any of her typical classiness on “women’s issues” at the Obama forums:
Eva Longoria says her Brazilian wax boosts her sex life.
The ‘Desperate Housewives’ beauty, who is dating basketball star Tony Parker [DS: who since cheated on and divorced her], claims the extreme bikini wax is worth the pain – because it improves her prowess in the bedroom.
She revealed to America’s Cosmopolitan magazine: “It makes sex better.
“Believe me, the first time I did it, the technician did half, and I was like ‘Stop!’ She said, ‘Sit down, I have to finish.’ But then it gets easier. The more you do it, the less hair grows back. But yeah, I love it. I swear by it.
“Every woman should try a Brazilian wax once. And then the sex they have afterward will make them keep coming back.”
Eva, who plays cheating Gabrielle Solis in the hit show, recently confessed she didn’t have an orgasm until she was 26.
The 30-year-old beauty revealed: “I didn’t have my first one until I was twenty-six.
Yup, meet Obama’s new women’s healthcare guru-ette. There seems to be no shortage of super-skanks recruited to pimp women on the (non-existent) virtues of Obama.
And don’t forget that this idiot, Longoria, is also a big advocate for illegal aliens (which became part of her storyline in “Desperate Housewives”) and Marxist Chicano Studies which, again, says America is “occupied Chicano territory.”
Brazilian Waxee America-Haters for Obama. Only in America.
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