June 3, 2013, - 12:30 pm
Michael Douglas’ TMI: Old News that Oral Sex Causes Cancer; Schlussel FLASHBACK 2011: “Another Bill Clinton Dividend: Throat Cancer Rises in Men”
The whole world seems to be abuzz about actor Michael Douglas’ revelation that he got throat cancer through oral sex. But it’s old news that oral sex can transmit cancer (nor is it information I needed Michael Douglas to share–he’s letting his role as Liberace get to him, it appears; or maybe trying to let us know that “we’re all like Liberace”–we aren’t). I wrote about it a couple of years ago on this site, in “Another Bill Clinton Dividend: Throat Cancer Rises in Men.”
FLASHBACK . . .
“I Did Not Have ‘Sex’ With That Woman, Ms. Lewinsky.”
As I noted at the time, the rise on this cancer is in men, not women, and it’s projected to rise in men by 30% by 2020. As I also noted,
Bill Clinton dismissed it as not sex and something far more casual and less intimate. Thereafter, the numbers of people engaged in it went up. And with the feminist ethos that now dominates America (including in the Republican Party), the women insist on being, um, “equally serviced” (Bill Clinton’s cigar is no longer enough). Thus, the increase in throat cancer for men. And the scientists agree with me. Well, some of their findings do. Look at the years for when HPV-related throat cancer in men went up: 1988-2004. Yes, four years before Clinton/Monica and many years during and beyond.
Plus, the increase in this cancer in men versus a decrease in cervical cancer for women is a stark reflection in the disproportionate federal and private money spent on research and treatment of female-dominated cancers (breast cancer, cervical cancer) versus that spent on male-related (testicular, HPV throat) cancers and other non-gender specific cancers (pancreatic cancer, liver cancer, etc.).
But Michael Douglas got around too much. And resulting afflictions like this are to be expected, given that behavior. He was once hospitalized for an addiction, reportedly sex addiction. And people seem to forget that sleeping around transmits STDs from a virtual globe of sex partners. One of the great things about one of his best movies, “Fatal Attraction,” is that it showed that there are consequences, something we rarely see out of Hollywood and rarely hear in our Teen Mom/Kardashians/single-mom-dominated society, where Hugh Hefner’s lifestyle brand is passe because it’s become the de facto dominant lifestyle of our entire society. And it’s taking it down.
If you get around, expect to get a little karma. As they say, what goes around comes around. And this is yet another one of nature’s rewards for sleeping around at whim. There are always consequences, whether Hollywood and the left (and the right, which has now sort of accepted this lifestyle–see Bristol Palin and whomever is her latest sex partner du jour) want to acknowledge it or not.
If you wanna be Sodom and Gomorrah, you’re gonna get wiped out like Sodom and Gomorrah. You don’t need to be a virginal prude to get that. Or to get that all of this sleeping around/breakdown of American social values is the end of Western society without any help from Al-Qaeda (though it takes advantage of that).
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