June 17, 2013, - 12:37 pm
BREAKING: Incompetent Obama Immigration Chief John Moron Morton Resigning; UPDATE: Will Head Bank’s Compliance
**** UPDATE: DebbieSchlussel.com has exclusively learned that ICE “Director” John Moron Morton is leaving Homeland Security to join Capital One in Tyson’s Corner to head the bank’s compliance. Now the joke is on the bank. Hey, maybe he can get more illegal aliens to open bank accounts there. ****
Barack Obama’s incompetent chief of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is leaving at the end of July, according to a letter he sent to ICE agents and personnel, this morning. His biggest accomplishment at ICE–not noted in the e-mail–is his creation of the title “Director” for the chief of ICE because he wanted to be seen as equal to the FBI Director (a laughable notion no matter what kind of name or lipstick you affix to the pig).
Although he did not specify his plans, Morton–who used ICE as his personal job search travel agency and used government resources and bodyguards to fly to the Academy Awards, Grammy Awards, and other showbiz awards ceremonies, as I exclusively reported on this site–is rumored to have a job with the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA). He was seeking an annual pay of at least $400,000, sources say.
Morton oversaw the complete emasculation of an already aimless agency and made it even more aimless. Under Morton’s hegemony, he spent his time excessively and improperly using ICE personnel as his personal bodyguards, promoting the gay Mafia within ICE (Morton is rumored to be bisexual), wasting government resources to fly to London and France to see his France-based girlfriend for booty calls, repeatedly demanding new Cadillac Escalades with specific interiors and exteriors to match other cars on his driveway (the government bought several Escalades because none was good enough for him and he kept rejecting them), and other silliness. And, as we exclusively reported on this site, Morton also created new, unnecessary cushy positions for his friends and cronies, who wanted to live the luxe life in Europe on your dime.
Morton had no experience in law enforcement and immigration. And he oversaw the end of workplace enforcement raids to clamp down on illegal aliens. He also oversaw the virtual elimination of arrests of any consequence of illegal aliens and transformed his aimless agency into one that largely enforces copyrights for mega-corporations, competes with local police to catch child predators, and seizes artifacts from innocent Americans on behalf of extremist Muslim and Communist countries.
Morton did nothing as his Chief of Staff, Suzanne “Stripper Pole” Barr, repeatedly sexually harassed male agents and he and some other agents joked about it in texting. Ultimately, Barr was forced to resign, after I exclusively broke news of a federal lawsuit by New York’s top Homeland Security official against Janet Napolitano, containing the allegations about Barr’s behavior. Affidavits in possession of the plaintiff–also disclosed exclusively on this site–contained sworn statements of Morton’s knowledge of and laughter in response to Barr’s behavior.
And Morton promoted fellow inexperienced incompetents, Daniel Ragsdale and Radha Sekar, to top positions within the agency. Under Morton’s watch, Sekar allowed an employee to “work” from home while the employee’s home was being remodeled, in exchange for the bribe of an exotic parrot and wasted money on dumb ICE spinning videos and matching spinning t-shirts. Also, under Morton’s watch, Ragsdale, who will run the agency until Barack Obama appoints a replacement for Morton, engaged in and continues to engage in illegal favoritism toward fellow gay male agents and harassment of straight male agents.
So, now, he’ll soon be gone from ICE and perpetrate his inappropriate behavior and incompetence on some stupid entertainment industry entity, reportedly the MPAA.
Don’t worry, though. I’m sure Janet Napolitano will help Barack Obama find another equally–if not more–incompetent, unqualified “leader” to head the sinking ship that is ICE.
Like “Lord of the Flies,” it goes from one imminent disaster to another.
You should note that at least one person high up in ICE, whom I respect, says that Morton is more “thoughtful” and bright than Bush’s incompetent ICE Princess, Julie L. Myers. But, hey, all things are relative.
Below is the text of Morton’s kiss-off letter:
Sent: Monday, June 17, 2013 10:43 AM
Subject: A Message from Director John T. Morton
A Message from Director John T. Morton
To all ICE employees
June 17, 2013
Director Morton’s Farewell Announcement
After 20 years of service, I will leave government at the end of July to work in the private sector.
Leading this agency has been an honor and a privilege, and I will always be thankful for the opportunity to work with you these past four years.
I am extremely proud of what we have accomplished together during that time and look with awe on the incredible progress ICE has made as an agency. ICE has truly come of age and become an innovative, leading force in federal law enforcement.
Indeed, when one steps back, it is amazing to think about how broadly ICE advances the cause of public safety and homeland security in this country each and every day:
· We investigate a wide range of offenses from child exploitation and human trafficking, to counterfeiting and trade violations, to the theft of art and antiquities and the smuggling of arms, drugs, and money;
· We arrest and remove criminals throughout the entire criminal justice system;
· We prosecute every removal case brought by the Department with much needed focus, prioritization, and discipline;
· We manage nearly six billion dollars in funding in a manner that is efficient, innovative, and responsible; and
· We operate in every state in the union and 48 countries overseas.
At the end of the day, however, it is the people of ICE who I have enjoyed most. The men and women of this agency have taken ICE to heights few could have imagined in this agency’s short ten-year existence.
During those ten years, ICE has evolved into a sophisticated law enforcement agency that is a force both at home and abroad.
While I hope I have advanced some measure of the cause in my own way, I can take little credit for this dramatic evolution. The credit lies with you, and I am deeply grateful for your contributions to ICE’s success and I am so proud of what you have achieved.
To you and your families, I simply say thank you.
While I am leaving public service, know that I will think of you and ICE fondly for the rest of my days.
I am very confident that ICE will continue its steady rise to the top and that you, the employees, will remain the agency’s finest asset.
John T. Morton
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
Buh-bye, John Moron. Don’t let the door hit ya on the way out.
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