June 21, 2013, - 11:36 am

HUH? Chelsea Clinton Said What?! Kim Kartrashian Did What?! Dearbornistan Shi’ite Muslim Said What?! Paula Deen Did What?!

By Debbie Schlussel

Hmmm . . . some bizarre stories in the news in the last couple of days, and here are my reactions via tweets on Twitter (follow me on Twitter). Also, check out my response, below, to a typically disgusting Shi’ite Muslim from Dearbornistan. They all seem to have these weird, forced sexual fantasies about me.

* Chelsea Clinton said she is upset her great-grandmother didn’t have access to Planned Parenthood (and that her granny’s birth was “an unintended pregnancy”). Huh? Here’s my response.

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Actually, make that, “We’re upset all four of your great-grandmas didn’t have access to Planned Parenthood, Chelsea.”

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* Skanky porn star Kim Kardashian and racist Black Panther son/Muslim Kanye West named their new daughter the absurd name, “North West.” Not kidding.






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Lowlifes with a lotta fame and money are still just lowlifes. Or is that . . . “lowlives”? Either way, these two are Exhibit A of the genre, and their bastardette, cruelly-named kid is sure to follow in their STD-ridden footsteps.

Revisiting the Chelsea Clinton baloney, I’m sad that these two didn’t have access to Planned Parenthood.

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* Paula Deen, the celebrity chef, is in hot water for testifying in depositions that she used the “N-word” and hired Black waiters to dress as slaves in a Civil War-era themed wedding she catered. Yes, it’s abhorrent. But who would admit to doing that? Hey, at least she’s honest. Most people would lie about this, even under oath in depositions or otherwise, and deny it. When there is as much uproar about Black racism against White people, then I’ll know that America has finally woken up and equality has truly been achieved. In other news, there is a new, “interesting” flavor of Oreo cookie.

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* Dearbornistan Shi’ite Muslim Hussein Saad has some sick fantasy about me having sex with him and in typical depraved “Islamic modesty” fashion is not afraid to let me–and the rest of the world–know about it in as crude a fashion as possible. Fortunately, as I responded, I don’t have the proper “aides” necessary for such an undesirable experience. Note his racist response, typical of how Muslims feel about the Americans amongst whom they live.

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My response:

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His limp (pun intended), racist response (Arab Muslims think they are a separate, supreme race from White people and have let the U.S. Census Bureau know this):

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* Michael Jackson’s daughter, Paris, tried to kill herself recently, but I bit my tweet tongue for a couple of weeks or so.

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Translation of Plato, “If the decent are not willing to rule, they are punished by being ruled by worse men.”

Panhandle on June 21, 2013 at 11:55 am

Too funny…. morons like these liberal and Muslim – shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce!

Islamic modesty, besides porn addiction, in Pakistan has been demonstrated in parading Christian women there around naked. Here its Muslim Tweeters making obscene propositions that not even hardened sailors contemplate making to women they don’t know. Let’s hear it for Islamic decorum!

And its for these frauds, that we’re asked not to indulge in adult past times. At least we don’t claim to be virtuous when we’re doing something that’s not particularly virtuous. But no one is allowed to ask Muslims to live under one set of rules.

As for Michael Jackson’s daughter, happy to hear she moved on – but if she had done so in a uhem – more permanent way, no one would care! The rest of us have already done that and we’re far classier than the folks that were seething with resentment up the wazoo when Bush was re-elected in 2004.

NormanF on June 21, 2013 at 12:02 pm

Chelsea’s comment will be joked about for years and years. I guess all this media experience she has gotten, which was supposed to make her more polished, hasn’t worked very well.

Little Al on June 21, 2013 at 12:21 pm

Three things:

(i) I’m laughing too hard to comment;
(ii) I’m nodding my head in agreement to everything you said too vigorously to comment;
(iii) Chelsea Clinton looks nothing like either of her parents, something I’ve been saying for at least 15 years. Of course, it’s not IMPOSSIBLE not to look like your parents.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on June 21, 2013 at 12:50 pm

    Alfredo, some people say she looks like Webb Hubbell.

    I see the “Cankle”-ness in her but not the Billy-Jeff ness in her….

    Skunky on June 21, 2013 at 7:40 pm

      Skunky, I went and looked him up, and indeed the resemblance is striking. Then I remembered, or I THOUGHT I remembered. Did I? Wasn’t there a story about those two way back during The Reign of The Great StainMaker?

      Wasn’t there a rumor that the Hubbell Telescope was sent deep in to The Region of Hitlary Rotten Cunton and that the small supernova known as Chelsea, named after that downtown West Side neighborhood in NYC, was discovered? Do I have that right? Or is your power of suggestion taking over me?

      Alfredo from Puerto Rico on June 22, 2013 at 12:45 am

        Alfredo, I’m more sure that FMD is indeed the sperm-donor to our marginally documented Obama-Putin but I, like you, see the resemblance and hope someday some definitive proof is released to prove if Billy Jeff is indeed not the bio sperm donor and that it may be Webb Hubbell.

        Skunky on June 22, 2013 at 11:12 am

          Ahhhhhh, Frank Marshall Davis. Biological father or not, he was most certainly the ideological father of our Dictator-In-Chief. A BAD influence, to be sure. And SATAN, is the ideological father of all such, including unfortunately, too many people I know and love, the left wing contrarians that are dragging us under the water as I type this. Very disturbing conversation John Batchelor last night had with a guy describing some YouTube video about how The Food Police are moving ever closer toward controlling what goes on my plate and in my glass. Too bad I lost the connection at a crucial point in the discourse.

          NOBODY tells ME, what goes on my plate, or in my glass. But they are about to. Goodbye, freedoms. But at least my gay friends in NYC will be able to march happily in to the death camps with a marriage license in their hands and rings on their fingers.

          Chelsea Clinton, indeed. Yet ANOTHER indoctrinated destroyer soon to come to power in Amerika.

          Alfredo from Puerto Rico on June 22, 2013 at 6:11 pm

          Alfredo, I am afraid to say that the food police have never been closer to your food and they will have their sticky-beaks all up in your grill re: what you eat and don’t eat.

          The door was opened once Obama-PutinCare was passed and they got to John Roberts. That was the danger point and we lost.

          And Kathleen Sebelius (once Obama-PutinCare becomes full-blown) will be the all powerful overlord and last word on the deal. That little girl who received her lungs got by (thankfully!) by the skin of her teeth. One day the closeness of her fate will scare her family once realized.

          Thank the Obama-Putin voters and the “representives” that passed it and the weak GOP who will do nothing to overturn or defund it.

          Skunky on June 22, 2013 at 10:32 pm

Paula Deen is a Democrat.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/40-celebrities-who-are-democrats

Gerald on June 21, 2013 at 1:20 pm

This is funny. (At least to me.)

Illinois county GOP chair was understandably upset at a freshman Congressman drawing a primary challenge, but he went overboard in expressing his frustrations I am afraid:
http://illinoisreview.typepad.com/illinoisreview/2013/06/mainstream-runs-with-haroldallen-story-continues-to-ignore-salvilerner.html

Gerald on June 21, 2013 at 1:24 pm

Damn…are there really watermelon Oreo’s?

sharon on June 21, 2013 at 1:51 pm

    Yes, the Oreo’s were released this week.

    Some of this is funny, especially Chelsea, but too soon for Paris, and bastardette is a bit much.

    colt13 on June 22, 2013 at 9:42 am

They are getting dumber.

RT on June 21, 2013 at 2:27 pm

Debbie were do you get the pictures of these idiots in the media. I laughed my but off when I looked at Chelsea Clinton. I swear the poor girl looks like an alien. I agree with what you said about her four grandmothers having access to Planned Parenthood. I hope that Chelsea the poodle if she decides to have a Clinton spawn of her own keeps that acess in mind. What an ugly dimwit

Moving on to Kim Kardashihoe and her “man” Kayne”George Bush hates black people” West are useless as boobs on a boar. I remember you had a post on this site about stupid celebrity names. North West? Really? I know these two blockheads are thick but that’s the best they could do. The poor girl is either going to get beaten up or wind up like Michael Jackson’s “daughter”.

And speaking of this trainwreck waiting to happen. Being in that family would cause anyone to want to check out. Paris darling you could still move to Canada. You won’t be missed.

Debbie you should know that muslim men are smelly perverted dirtbags who have a thing for white women. You cracked me up with your tweezers and microscope line. These fanatically backwards muslims just makes it so easy don’t they.

Paula Dean used the N-word? Quick someone call down to Sanford Florida and get either race hustler Babymomma Jacskon or Diamond Merchant Sharpton on the phone. At least the First Wookie won’t be back on her show stuffing fried food in her piehole.

Like I said Debbie it’s nice to have a good laugh at the start of the weekend. You make the goings on of daughters of corrupt libhack politicians and stupid vapid celebutard, stinky leacherous muslim men and overweight cooking show hosts very funny.

Ken b on June 21, 2013 at 2:32 pm

Debbie, that Hussein Saad jackass needs to watch some adult films, read some adult film magazines, etc., because this asshat sounds sexually angry and sexually repressed, and that’s what I’ve learned is that when you’re sexually suppressed, you start acting like a total doofus, by making all sorts of misogynistic and sexual-harassment rhetoric and so on. And whatever you do in your private life DS is none of NOONES business but yours.

As for Kim Kardashian, I really don’t care about her and her husband (nor I am NOT a hater of the Kardashians), but to her own credit, the girl is an entrepreneur and who owns her own business last what I’ve heard and learned, she may be pretty annoying, but IMO she’s an attractive looking girl (yes there are ALOT of us red-blooded men who finds this girl good looking, let’s not lie and BS with ourselves men), and for her and her husband to name their child that name is something else, seems to me that Kardashian and her husband have some mental issues for naming their child that unique name.

“A nation is defined by its borders, language & culture!”

Sean R. on June 21, 2013 at 3:24 pm

    Sean, Ka-Ka West is NOT her “husband”. I just want to point that out because Ka-Ka doesn’t respect Kimmy enough to marry her skank ass so why should people show them more respect (and disrespect those who have properly engaged in the covenant of marriage) than they show for themselves?

    Ka-Ka will be heading both north and west soon. His interest in Kimmy has been gone for a while…once she got pregnant. It’s just a matter of time now. Ka-Ka is gonna be your quintessential “baby daddy”. He fits right in! One of the dreaded 70-PLUS percentage club. He’s a 4-effer if there ever was one!!

    (Ken B., I’m gonna steal a Skzion-ism but your post was delightful! :D )

    Skunky on June 21, 2013 at 7:31 pm

      Skunky,

      Thanks. Your posts crack me up too. Ever since the election and reelection of the Gungan in Chief I’ve made it my mission to drive the stupid libtards, eunich RINOs,fake conservatives, and my all time favorite the dirty muslim fanatic nuts. They best thing about that is they always good at makeing fools of themselves.

      Ken b on June 22, 2013 at 11:54 am

I guess I’m missing out on some good comedy that’s completely unintended to be funny. Just morons talking like morons. Pretty good stuff. Typical keyboard warrior from the muzzies side. Wewewew I so tough!

samurai on June 21, 2013 at 3:27 pm

Debbie, you should have let her know that you have gotten many Arab cocks over the years and they hang in a place of distinction for all to see…with a magnifying glass conveniently placed, of course.

Visteo on June 21, 2013 at 4:06 pm

Debbie- for the Muslim men the truth hurts– Special Forces in battles in Afghanistan used to insult the size of the manhood of the Muslims yelling taunts at the scum. The Muslims would leave cover wildly shooting and get picked off like fleas on a dog’s back.

bobby99 on June 21, 2013 at 5:08 pm

    And what would you know about being in country? Was it something that you read off the internet?

    AR on June 21, 2013 at 9:01 pm

Again with the “Hoe” in lieu of the properly spelled “Ho”! I’m convinced that smelly, hairy freaky female-repellant men spell it like the garden implement because they put a wig on one and pretend it’s a female (if you know what I mean and I think you do) once the blow up doll gets deflated and debased and defiled.

Umm. “Arab c**k”. No words have been more miniscule or more disgusting than ‘full-blown Arab anal vapour’. No thanks, hairy Hussain. Lesbanity is a better alternative than Mooooslim rape, ANYDAY. YUCKO! I’m glad DS zinged him back with a good one! Moooslim=ZERO DS=Winner.

No need to comment on profoundly homely Chelsea Clinton. That great snap DS used is punishment enough for that un-dynamic and dopey bore.

And Paula Deen. I didn’t know about the slave thing. I don’t like what she said and I don’t like that slave re-inactment nonsense even MORE but I HATE PC sanctimony. I hate to see peeps lose their livelyhood because they are stupid, offensive and foolish. That is becoming even more offensive to me these days because it is out of control and the Libtard PC sensibilities that are so sanctimonious are so odious. I can’t believe what she did but in 2013 I hate the PC witch-hunt more. Sorry, the Libtards have pushed me that far. It’s dangerous for future days of our Republic..

And Paris Jackson…I resent having to see that famous for nothing teenybopper dope. She’s famous because someone in the sicko American system let a “suspected” paedo-freak like Michael Jackson adopt 3 kids. Now we are suppose to bow at her whack feet? STFU! The general public seems to forget before her freaky kidnapper “Dad” carked it NOBODY cared about him anymore and saw him as a freak and a joke. I know because I DID pay attention because he wriggled free TWICE from illegal pederasty and I kept waiting for his financial bubble to FINALLY pop but then the freako overdosed on his special “Milk” and died. Once he was ‘cactus’ the hero worship returned when before that, he was virtually laughed at and dismissed (past talent or NOT!).

(Remember that post DS posted on Tony Barbieri RE: Michael Jackson Doctor trial? That was HYSTERICAL!!)

Skunky on June 21, 2013 at 7:16 pm

    Muslim males tend to be mentally and emotionally arrested. His comments about Debbie are what you would expect from someone in middle school.

    Worry01 on June 22, 2013 at 4:11 am

    Skunky,
    Been a while since I’ve been on the site. However, I submit the term “Arab cock” is an oxymoron that can be corrected with “Arab canary”, “Arab chickadee” or some such other diminutive fowl.

    By the way, love your new look.

    Pete on June 22, 2013 at 10:29 am

      Thank you, Pete and welcome back! :D

      Skunky on June 22, 2013 at 11:01 am

Debbie,

You are being far to kind concerning his “size”. Recommend a Electron microscope and Nano-Technology to handle this small task.

Peter on June 21, 2013 at 7:36 pm

I cannot understand the media’s preoccupation with what some people say is nothing but a whore. No one seems to have the courage to say so because it will seem racist. What will happen when the infant she S!@TS out is from another baby daddy?

AR on June 21, 2013 at 9:05 pm

Chelsea has demonstrated what a really dimwit she is. That should qualify her for a run for Congress to follow in her mother’s footsteps. We can be sure who her mother is but no so sure about the father. One thing about Bill Clinton, he’s smart enough never to have made the remark that Chelsea made.

Jerry G on June 22, 2013 at 9:29 am

Girl, when are you going to learn that Moslems are the trash of the trash. Did you ever meet a civilized Moslem. No. They brag about being thugs and gangsters.

Well listen to this girl and please forgive me I am just a narrator of some of their hallucinations.

Muhammad was strolling one day in the open pasture. There was a rivulet running there. Muhammad saw a women on the other side of the river. He – as usual – desired her. G-d extended his penis across the river to reach her thing. Muhammad did the usual. When he finished G-d shrank his thing back to its normal size. Some semen fell in the river as a result of the shrinking size. G-d created some fish of the semen. The fish is known among Moslems as samak Mousa (The fish of Moses).

Now what do think of this hallucinations????? You must tell me Girl. This is far better than North West. I am starting to have doubts about the mental integrity of Ms. Kardashian.

Gamal R. SCHAROUBIM on June 22, 2013 at 9:38 am

Show me one person in the US, white, black or brown, who has NEVER used the “N” word. And, don’t pull a Jimmy Carter on me and tell me you’ve only thought it, mmmm k?

Pray Hard on June 22, 2013 at 12:19 pm

Schlussel, you beat me to the punch on that Planned Parenthood comment – it IS too bad that some “doctor” from the 1920s wasn’t able to turn the Rodham family tree into a clump of steaming bloody chunks and deposit them in the trash where they belong. Or Virginia Kelley’s progeny, for that matter. Have they ever figured out who Bill Clinton’s father actually was? It is AMAZINGLY “convenient” how she “married” some stranger who immediately died in a car accident.

Nobody else is giving the obvious rejoinder to ugly neckbeard Chelsea.

St@tu$Muon1keyee7 on June 22, 2013 at 1:36 pm

FMD — FrankMarshallDavis —ain’t no doubt he be the father. Height, skin tags, facial structure, 6′ physique…are we really to believe that the very dark very short kenyan is the daddy?? Never has a cover-up been so glaring – hat tip David Axelrod – and yet all these believers: such a sad joke, or shall i say, just another joke/hoax upon the American public for which we stand! Unbelievable — and goes hand in hand with the logic earlier with Chelsea’s limited intelligence/commentary that she will soon become another blood-sucking senator whom the American Left/libtards all, will allow let get away with spending all our money on stupid ideas! Oh well…still ain’t no doubt bout FMD; and the Hubbell spawn seems about right [must find a photo to confirm]. Nobody tells it like it is like Debbie — and Skunky you had some good ones too. The hallucination thing was just too weird. OMG! Finally, dear sweet [yes her use of sweets in all cookbooks is awesome!] Paula Deen is toast [pun intended]…too bad. Peace to all.

suzel on June 22, 2013 at 4:00 pm

Don’t know why it isn’t showing the “Reply” function for Skunky’s latest reply to me, so I’ll give it here. I know she reads diligently. I know what you said about ObamaCare is true, but I’m talking about something far more insidious, which I first thought of late in The Reign of The Great StainMaker.

Sure, ObamaCare opens the door for the government to make even breathing a matter of snooping and subsequent regulation. ‘You’re breathing too deeply, stop that or we’ll have to tax you, because you’re sucking more than your allotted amount of air.’ EVERY behavior can be regulated under that plan.

But what I’m talking about is the day I go to the store and find out certain things are not on the shelves, because they are no longer allowed to be in production. Or that the prices on those items have been jacked to the point where only The Teleprompter-In-Chief’s friends like Janeane Garofalo can afford them. Case in point I consume at least 150 containers of Haagen Dazs ice cream a year, pounds of triple crème brie, pounds of butter, and at least 700 eggs, not to mention the eggs present in prepared foods, such as Haagen Dazs for example.

I have NO factors associated with potential heart or artery disease. I am trim, muscular, extremely fit, approaching 57 years old, and have been living that way for decades. I also have 41 1/2 years in health and fitness, and over 2,500 hours of study in nutrition. Not to mention observation of and experience in advising and training other people.

The above items are not ALL I eat by any means. Plenty of fresh, whole fruits and raw vegetables, whole grain breads, pasta, etc. But I detest it when someone from The Food Police sees me eating a container of Haagen Dazs, with a FINGERNAIL of the knowledge I have of nutrition, and says that’s “bad for you.”

Yes, The Food Police, with their associated divisions, The Anti-Fat Brigade, The Water Bottle Generation, The Fad Nutrient Society, The Egg White Omelette Crowd, The Church of The Bad For You, and their mantra, “the doctor’s say.” There IS no such group as The Doctors, they don’t all say the same thing, and although they claim to study nutrition in school, they know jack muthafukin’ shit about what should go on my plate and in my glass, or ANYONE’S for that matter.

Yet, many doctors are fully in collaboration with the politicos in this nation to bring Nazi Germany and the old Soviet Union right here to our “once great republic.”

And just to show I haven’t forgotten the original topic, Chelsea’s beloved mom, Hitlary Rotten Cunton, would be just as bad as The Community Organizer-In-Chief if she ever got in La Casablanca. Believe me, I know PLENTY of New Yorkers who are totally in love with her. But I am afraid there will never be another presidential election in this country. We’re already locked in and goose stepping.

Heyyyyyy, who said the LAST two vote calls for president were “real” elections?

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on June 22, 2013 at 11:58 pm

    You nailed it Alfredo!

    I’d like to go back in time and take our freedom to smoke back. I long ago quit and wouldn’t indulge again but I preferred it when we had the freedom of choice.

    It’s fun to watch The French Open (Roland Garros) to see the Frenchies smoke. It’s like a trip to a bye-gone time.

    Skunky on June 23, 2013 at 11:29 am

Huh?

Muslims Suk on June 23, 2013 at 9:44 am

Debbie, I think you misunderstood Hussein Sad el Bastard. He meant you should use a Huge Strap-on because he misses his Camel. As for the Arab cock, he may have been referring to a breed of chicken.

Robert A. on June 23, 2013 at 4:25 pm

Your response to Chelsea Clinton was mint. Too funny!

DS_ROCKS! on June 23, 2013 at 4:38 pm

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