October 5, 2009, - 10:24 am
As readers know, I’m no fan of Sarah Palin and her dysfunctional Mr. Mom family. But I’m no fan of her daughter’s babydaddy, Levi Johnston, either. I wish this tabloid clan would just go away . . . all of them. Sadly, that won’t happen on any count. It’s not just that Sarah Palin’s ghostwriter’s book is already topping best-sellers lists. It’s that this idiot, Levi Johnston, actually got some ad agency to buy into his silly attempts to be in “acting” and serve as a spokesmodel (not that he’s any dumber than the current Hollywood crop). Below is Johnston’s new “star turn,” in a set of dumb ads for pistachios.
Hahaha! Did you get that? He does it “with protection.” Frickin’ hilarious. . . if you’re a moron.
I love pistachios, but these silly sexually-laden, double entendre ads–featuring Johnston, a dominatrix, a mobster (Vincent Pastore) from “The Sopranos,” some poor midget, and assorted others–are making me rethink my support. Apparently, the pistachio industry still hasn’t recovered from a salmonella contamination scare and recall back in April. Now, they’re spending $15 million in an ad campaign. No word on how much the Palin babydaddy made from this, but you can bet the Palins–regardless of the millions they’ve now made–will hit him up for child support. Below are some of the ads (all of which are here):
Watch more of the videos . . .
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