By Debbie Schlussel

I’m not normally a fan of the FOX show, “Hell’s Kitchen,” in which chefs compete under the hyper-abusive “tutelage” of hypocritical chef Gordon Ramsay (though I do like his other shows, “Kitchen Nightmare” and “Master Chef”).  But I’ll be watching tonight and cheering on a friend and reader of this site, former Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agent Brendan Heavey.  In a day and age when ICE is an emasculated, demoralized agency without a real mission, Heavey left his days as a counterterrorism agent to realize his dream of becoming a renowned chef.  He is also a proud veteran of the U.S. Army and a patriot.

Former ICE Agent Brendan Heavey Competes on “Hell’s Kitchen”

It’s an interesting transformation from fighting terrorism and drugs to working as a chef for the 31-year-old. As a U.S. Customs Service and then ICE agent based in Chicago, Brendan worked on narcotics, terrorism, money laundering, and import violations cases. He was assigned to the Narcotics unit and was the case agent for the largest all time heroin seizure in the history of the Customs Service: 56 kilos seized. He also took part in several ICE raids of illegal alien employers in 2008 and assisted ATF in their takedown of the Gangster Disciples (known as the “5-4 Crew” for their spot on 54th in Chicago). Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Designer Ralph Lauren has worked for decades to create a brand that middle-and-lower-class Americans bought because they were into the aspirations of upper-class and Western swashbuckling living he sold with the brand. It wasn’t just the iconic polo-playing mascot that was the logo and insignia on his famous polo shirts. It was the lifestyle of wealthy socialites and rugged, handsome American men wearing leather chaps, cowboy hats, and Marlboro man shearling jackets in Western settings, such as a Montana ranch. Lauren even changed his name from the Jewish Ralph Lifshitz to the faux-patrician Ralph Lauren and discarded his days as a Yeshiva (Orthodox Jewish Torah academy) boy at both the Salanter Academy Jewish Day School and MTA (the Marsha Stern Talmudical Academy), marrying a blonde gentile with classic American looks. While Lauren is a multi-millionaire who long ago laughed all the way to the bank, Polo lost most of its cache as every skanky Britney, Tiffany, and Shaniqua already wore out the underarm holes of their polo shirts.

And, now, there’s a definite sign that Polo is over and has jumped the shark. Ralph Lauren just got a new supermodel he never asked for. Announcing . . .

American Murderess by Ralph Lauren. Daughters are Dying for Their Mommies to Wear It . . .

Polo by Ralph Lauren, Official Clothing Sponsor of the Casey Anthony Getting Away w/ Murder Prison Exit

By Debbie Schlussel

It used to be that men and women wore the sports jerseys of male stars in major league sports.  Men wanted to be them.  And women wanted to date (euphemism) them.  Now, sadly, there is apparently a new dynamic in which some men want to wear women’s soccer team jerseys and maybe they want to be chicks, now, too.  Here’s a tip:  If you’re a guy and want to wear a woman’s soccer jersey, your man card was shredded, revoked. Unless you are married to, dating, sleeping with, or the sperm donor that helped conceive one of the World Cup U.S. women’s soccer chicks, you should not be wearing a jersey with a woman’s name on it, and you need to go find your testicles.  And even in one of those cases, it’s questionable.  Yes, the USA lost to Japan, but a lot of American men also lost their masculinity before that.  It’s unmanly enough that they are into chick sports (which everyone knows are NOT real sports, but now this? The only “men” who should be doing this are gay dudes at a WNBA game. And–let’s be honest–as I’ve noted before, soccer is a girlie-man, limp and impotent version of a man’s sport, American football. It’s a game loved by countries that love Michael Jackson and hate America.

The U.S. women’s soccer team, which plays Japan in Sunday’s World Cup final, has riveted fans of both sexes this year with nail-biting wins over Brazil and France.

But the excitement has some men particularly worked up as they fret over one of the finer points of fandom: What in the world is a beer-drinking, chest-hair-sporting Abby Wambach fan supposed to wear? Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

I don’t know who stole my car in November 2009, but it was never found.  And it took me a while to find a used car I could afford because of Barack Obama’s absurd cash for clunkers, which took all the decent ones off the market.  Enter dumbass Boston Mayor Thomas Menino, who opposes Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and its “Secure Communities” efforts using local police to help in identify and arrest illegal aliens.  He says that illegal alien car theft isn’t a big deal, not a “serious crime.”  Not a problem.  Mayor Menino has a tax-paid vehicle and driver and is clearly out of touch with the average American . . . and the average Bostonian.  Ya think if I steal his car that it won’t be dealt with as a “serious crime?”  Think again.

By Debbie Schlussel

Can’t let the week go by without noting the pictures of American patriot and two-time former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld getting the full TSA terrorist treatment, while every Mohammed, Ahmed, and Hamida sails through at the airport.  Rumsfeld is a great American who has always gotten it on the jihadist threat to America, the West, and Israel. So, then we gotta search him! Because he has two titanium hips, he got the full TSA molestation gropedown, er . . . “patdown.” Here are the pics that TMZ ran of this monumental outrage.  Uh-huh, if someone is gonna blow up a plane, his name won’t be Oussama or Faisal, it’ll be Donald Rumsfeld.  You know dat’s right!  Frickin’ ridiculous. The ghost of Bin Laden is laughing.

By Debbie Schlussel

I did not see “Winnie the Pooh.”  But here’s what I saw new at theaters, today:

*  “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2“: I saw this in 3D, and it’s a nice summing up and ending to all the Harry Potter movies.  I didn’t read any of the books, but I’m told it’s pretty faithful to the written page.  If you didn’t see Part 1 (read my review) of this mini-series within a series, you will be very confused and not know what’s going on.  I saw Part 1, and forgot what happened in it.  Thus, I was a little unsure of what was going on.  When I remembered what happened, I was still a little confused.  You really have to be a Potter-phile and have read the books.

Continuing from Part 1, Harry and his small gang of fellow wizards are trying to find a number of “horcruxes” they must destroy in order to get defeat the evil Lord Voldemort.  But apparently Harry himself is a horcrux, so he must be destroyed?  And there’s a scene in which suddenly a whole bunch of rioters led by a guy that looks like Adam Ant appears and starts running on a bridge to kill everyone at the wizardry school.  Adam Ant made a comeback?  Like I said, it’s confusing.  And I thought it was weird that a giant snake is named “Negini” (sp?).  Who names a snake that?  A billionairess, I guess (J.K. Rowling). Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

I would love to know the immigration status of Oussama T. Othman a/k/a Oussama Talal Othman of Dearbornistan Heights.  On Tuesday, he was arraigned on Tuesday on a charge of first-degree murder for the brutal killing of Margaret Sheppard Webb of Dearbornistan in 2004.  The case had been a cold case until recently.  Webb’s body was found  with severe head trauma and a burned torso.  Yup, more “Religion of Peace” “peacefulness.”

Oussama T. Othman: Religion of Peace Member Murdered Margaret Webb, Burned Her Body

This isn’t the first time for Othman.  A Michigan Court of Appeals docket shows that criminal cases were brought against Othman in both 1998 and 2007 and that he was convicted in both cases, serving time in prison as recently as November 2007.   The State of Michigan Offender Tracking Information System (OTIS) shows that Othman has been convicted of crimes in four separate incidents from 1995 to 2005, including criminal sexual conduct, obtaining money under false pretenses, and drunk driving.  And he’s apparently a murderer, too.

Clearly, Othman’s immigration status is important.  If he is not a U.S. citizen and committed felonies, he should have been deported by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and the INS, before ICE existed.

So why did Othman, age 36, brutally murder Webb, apparently a non-Muslim woman?  Was it an honor killing?

I will follow this case and will let you know.

By Debbie Schlussel

One guy had seven years and the other had three since 9/11 to fix this hole-ridden, phony airport security system.  And both Presidents–Republican and Democrat–f–ked it up, all in the name of pandering to Muslims–you know, the only people who actually committed 9/11. With an average of seven security breaches per day at U.S. airports and 14,000 unauthorized people entering airports without having to go through security, how many of those are Muslim? How many will be successful in carrying out their jihadist missions in the future? We’re screwed, America.

More than 25,000 security breaches — an average of about seven per day — have occurred at U.S. airports since November 2001, according to newly released Department of Homeland Security documents.

More than 14,000 were people entering “limited-access” areas by going through airport doors or passageways without permission, or unauthorized people going from airport buildings to planes, according to the documents. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Even before the NFL lockout began, I told you I was countin’ the days until one of the many whining, overpaid NFL player crybabies was forced to say, “Would you like fries with that?” As I noted, many of ’em–like multiple father with many different women, Antonio Cromartie–spend money like water and wouldn’t have much left.  Cromartie was kvetching even before the lockout began, ‘cuz in addition to his lavish spending, that’s a lot of child support he has to cough up because he couldn’t keep his pants on.  And I told you about NFL millionaires who used Obamacare to put themselves as dependents on their parents healthcare–pretty sleazy.

Well, it looks like I was right about the money situation.  But the big spender NFLers aren’t workin’ at McDonald’s.  They are doing other things, like stiffing restaurants and waiters. . . and other illegal stuff.  There have been at least 17 arrests of NFL players since the lockout, including that of Raheem Brock, a free agent linebacker and NFL veteran, who skipped out on a $27 bill at a club; Garrett Wolfe, a free agent running back and NFL veteran, who engaged in retail theft; and Kansas City linebacker Mike Vrabel, who stole from an Indian casino (and I think might be retiring because he reportedly got a college coaching job).  Schmucks.

I am enjoying this NFL lockout, which will sadly come to a close as the greed on both sides brings them to an agreement. I was hoping for a whole season of these meatheads having to live like the rest of the real world. Damn.

By Debbie Schlussel

If you meet someone online and are shocked–shocked!–when it doesn’t work out, you are a moron.  If you sue over it, you’re even more of a moron.  Take Cheryl Gray of the Detroit suburb of Livonia, Michigan, who filed suit against some guy who is 15 years younger than her, whom she met while playing “Mafia Wars” on Facebook.  You’d think it would be humiliating enough to be dumped.  Why sue and humiliate yourself more? I guess our court system isn’t clogged enough with stupid lawsuits. We need more!

Dumbassity Lawsuit of the Day: Facebook Cougar “Romance” Gone Wrong

And by the way, this story demonstrates in spades why we need to stop encouraging this whole overdone, sick “Cougar” phenomenon pimped on us by liberal Hollywood along with the single motherhood BS.  Gives middle-aged women, especially single moms–most of whom do NOT look like the “cougars” on television–undue encouragement to chase and stalk guys who could be their sons.  UGH!

A Michigan woman is seeking $8,386.88 from a Kennewick man because of a relationship gone bad via Facebook.

Cheryl Gray says Wylie Iwan led her on, caused her to spend money on gifts and a trip to the Tri-Cities, then humiliated her when he posted vulgar comments on her Facebook wall. Read the rest of this entry »