February 14, 2008, - 11:05 am

Underwhelming: New “Indiana Jones” Movie Trailer Out Today

By Debbie Schlussel
**** UPDATE: Trailer Posted Below ****
The trailer for the latest installment of Indiana Jones movies, “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” is out, today. It debuted, today, on “Good Morning America,” and **** UPDATE: I’ve posted it below. ****
If you ask me, it’s kind of underwhelming. I expected more. Judge for yourself. As I noted previously, the plot of this movie is Indie vs. the Communists. My fave was the first one. The scenes of Nazis faces melting when they opened the ark and the snakes under the Pyramids in Egypt were priceless and can’t be outdone.
I’m hoping to like this latest Indie film. But it will be hard to suspend belief with a 65-year-old Harrison Ford still doing stunts like this. As you can see in the trailer, the movie acknowledges and pokes fun at that.


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February 13, 2008, - 6:15 pm

ABC: Saudis Had Mughniyeh, Let Him Go Despite Clinton Pleas

By Debbie Schlussel
Yup, it’s our friends, the Saudis. You know–“Saudi Arabia: Strong Ally in the War on Terror”. Thanks a gazillion, Crown Prince Abdullah, you calorically-gifter mass murderer enabler:

Despite Clinton Pleas, Saudis Let Terrorist Go
Mugniyah Was Spotted On a Commercial Flight Bound for Saudi Arabia

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By BRIAN ROSS
Feb. 13, 2008
Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah refused a personal plea from President Bill Clinton to help capture Hezbollah terrorist Imad Mugniyah in 1996, according to former White House counterterrorism chief Richard Clarke, now an ABC News consultant.
Clarke says the CIA learned that Mugniyah, wanted for a string of terror attacks, had boarded a commercial flight in Khartoum that was scheduled to stop in Riyadh.
“We appealed to the Saudis to grab him when the plane landed, and they refused,” Clarke said in an interview broadcast Wednesday on ABC “World News with Charles Gibson.”
After the initial refusal, Clarke said, U.S. officials went to the then-crown prince, now king.
“We raised the level of appeals all the way through Bill Clinton who was on the phone at three in the morning appealing to the highest level in Saudi Arabia to grab him,” Clarke said.
“Instead, the Saudis refused to let the plane land and it continued on to Damascus,” Clarke said.
Calls to the Saudi embassy in Washington, D.C., for comment were not immediately returned.
The near-capture in 1996 was one of several times the U.S. had “actionable intelligence” on the whereabouts of Mugniyah but were unable to catch him.
Former CIA intelligence officer Bob Baer, now a contributing editor for TIME.com, says he had repeated offers from “people in Lebanon who said they could place a bomb in his car,” but the offer was declined.
“I tracked this guy for 15 years, and he was the best,” Baer said. “He used elementary precautions but they were very effective,” Baer added.

Disgusting. Gee, I wonder what Campbell Brown’s old boyfriend will say when he finally decides to comment. Spare us.
When the heck will we stop pandering to these Saudi scumbags? When they finally own all of America, instead of just a large chunk of it.
GET A ROOM!:
Bush & Saudi King Abdullah, Who Let Mughniyeh Go . . .
& To Whom Bush is Now Giving $40 Million in Arms:

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February 13, 2008, - 4:38 pm

Guess the Religion: Detroit Newspapers Shield Islamic Names in Hezbo Food Stamp Ring

By Debbie Schlussel
As soon as I learned that 27 people from eight Detroit-area stores were arrested and facing charges for illegal trafficking in food stamps, I just knew they were from the “Religion of Peace.” This crime satisfies way too many of the precepts of that moon-god cult to be anything other than perpetrated by one of its members: cash easily transferred to terrorists, ripping off Infidel American taxpayers, laughing at the great American satan at the ease with which they can pull off this scam.

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Shi’ite Muslim Food Stamp Fraudster Hussein Beydoun Gets Busted

And I was right. But I had no idea I was right by reading today’s Detroit Newsistan AND Detroit Free Press. While both had big stories on the food stamp ring–which ripped off taxpayers to the tune of over $1.5 million–neither story would publish the names of the defendants even though they were in the press release. Why?
Well, naming them would let readers know that all of the individuals in this ring are Muslim Arabs, Shi’ites from Lebanon. And many of them are from prominent Hezbollah families: Beydoun, Chami, Berro, etc. Gee, what a shocker. Most of these individuals live modestly. So what happened to the money? How quickly was it funnelled to Hezbollah back home in Lebanon? And where the heck is the FBI–the LEAD agency in investigating terrorism? Famous But Incompetent is NOT interested. Another shocker.
This isn’t the first time I’ve written about Muslim Arabs in America conducting food stamp fraud and likely benefitting Islamic terrorists. Sadly, it won’t be the last. Most food stamp fraud rings across America are Muslim.
Read both Detroit Newsistan and Free Press stories. Not a hint about who these people are. I guarantee you if they had names like Steven Grant or John Smith, their names would have appeared in these papers with a pro-Islam PC agenda. Since they won’t print the names and addresses of these pan-Hezbollah scam artists, I WILL:

* Citgo, 8351 Woodward, Detroit, Michigan
Nabil Shamel, owner
Jamal Chami, employee
Waad Fawazi, employee
* Livernois Gasoline, 7645 Livernois, Detroit, Michigan
Hafaid Musleh-Mohmood Alkahif, owner
Abdul Fattah-Mohmood Alkahif, employee
Dheyab M. Alquhaif, employee
Ammar Mahmood Gobah, employee
Mustafa Mohamen-Ahmed Alqohaif, employee
Yousef Mohamed-Ahmed Alqohaif, employee
* U&I Petro, 8820 Wyoming, Detroit, Michigan
Saleh Algathaithi, owner
Saif Ahmed Alghathie, employee
Hassan Ali Hussein, employee
* C&M Mini Mart, 18420 James Couzens, Detroit, Michigan
Abdo Mahfouz, owner
Ali Abdo Mahfouz, employee
Tarek Moshen Baderddine, employee
* Rowan Party Store, 7000 Rowan, Detroit, Michigan
Saeb Abdul-Ghani Abdul-Ghani, owner
Joseph Soliman Elrubi, employee
Maher Diab, employee
* Big Al’s Marathon, 3910 Grand River Detroit, Michigan
Hussien Kamel Beydoun, owner
Ali Hussein Beydoun, employee
* Van Dyke Petro, 19030 Van Dyke Detroit, Michigan
Taha Ahmad Dika, owner
Nizar Ali Nazha, employee
Michael Maher, employee
Bassel Ibrahim-El-Sayed-Sleim Hachem, employee
* Schaefer & Puritan, 15901 Schaefer Detroit, Michigan
Mr. and Mrs. Adel Mohamad Kobeissi, owner
Khaled Abid Al-Bonijim, employee
Moahamad [sic] A. Berro, employee

As I’ve noted, Mohamad Berro’s cousin, Ibrahim Hussein Berro, was the Hezbollah homicide bomber who blew up the Buenos Aires Jewish Community Center and murdered about 100 innocent civilians.
Why is this kind of crowd living here in America to suck at the American teat and fund their jihad through their rip-offs?
I’m only asking you rhetorically what only the President and his employees “Serpenthead” Chertoff, Emilio T. Gonzalez, and Julie L. Myers can answer, but never do.

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February 13, 2008, - 3:51 pm

EXCLUSIVE Info on Dead Monster Imad Mughniyeh (Now w/ the 72 Dark-Eyed Ones)

By Debbie Schlussel
One of my sources in Lebanese intelligence has a lot more info on now-dead Hezbollah monster Imad Mughniyeh, blown up in a car bomb in Syria. It’s stuff you won’t see or read elsewhere:

Imad Mugniyeh was born on 7/12/1962 in the Nab’a suburb which was in the eastern section of Beirut. His family is originally from Tayr Debba in the area of Tyre in South Lebanon (the area of Nabih Ayad}. His father was a religious Muslim but had no political activities and his mother was an activist in Islamic women’s work after she was influenced by the Iraqi Shi’a Al-Da’wa party and from where she taught and influenced her three sons, Imad, Jihad and Fouad Mugniyeh.

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After two years of civilian war in Lebanon, the Mugniyehs moved to the area of Chiyah. Imad joined the terrorist group Fateh and trained by them and became a member of their security system or what was called the “Force 17” at that time. He became a Haj, the title conferred on Muslims who have made the pilgrimage to Mecca. He studied Islam in Qum in Iran after Khomeini’s revolution. He carried an Iranian passport.
After the Palestinians were kicked out from Beirut by the Isreali Defense Forces, Imad Mugniyeh became one of the guards of Hezbollah spiritual leader, Sheikh Muhammad Hussein Fadlallah. His brother, Jihad Mughniyeh, replaced him and was killed in 1985 in an attempt to kill Fadlallah. His brother, Fou’ad Mughniyeh, was killed in an explosion in his furniture store in Beirut. The bomb was planted by Ahmad Hallack and some others for Imad but missed him. (Ahmad and his cell worked with pro-Western forces and the South Lebanese Army).
Before 1982 Imad met the ex Iranian ambassador in Syria, Ali Akbar Muhtashemi, who recruited him to start working on the project of forming the terrorist group Hezbollah, continuous to Hezbollah in Iran. The first to be involved were Mustafa Badr Al-Deen (a brother-in-law of Imad Mughniyeh), Ibrahim Akeel a/k/a “Tahseen” (a terrorist involved in numbers of explosions in France), Hussein Al-Mosawi (ex-member of Amal movement who formed the Islamic Amal), and Abbas Al-Mosawi (an Islamic “Sayeed”–a prestigious Islamic religious title–who became a member of the Mugniyeh-Muhtashemi project and after a while the head of the terrorist group and was killed by the IDF).
In addition to all of the terrorist attacks against Americans and Jews for which Mughniyeh gets “credit,” he helped perpetrate the assassination of the French ambassador in Beirut, Luis Du Lamar, and the American and French Embassies in Kuwait with the help of the Iranian Al-Da’wa Party. Mughniyeh was also behind the hijacking of a Kuwaiti air plane in 1984 in which two Americans were killed before the plane landed in Tehran.
Some sources say that with the help of the brothers Abd Al-Hadi and Abbas Hamadie, Mughniyeh kidnapped over fifty westerners in Lebanon and used them as hostages for the sake of the politics of Syria and Iran.
He lived undercover, shuttling between Syria, Iran and Lebanon like his terrorist friends Hasan Izz Al-Deen and Ali Atwi. Some sources confirm that he was the Seventh name in the “Shoura Al-Quarar”–the political leadership of Hezbollah, which consists of seven members.
He was in charge of the security and the coordinator or the liaison officer with the Islamic revolutionary guard in Iran and HAMAS in Gaza and the West Bank.

As my source notes, given all these murders and bombings of Americans, Frenchmen, etc., why did no-one else do anything about Mughniyeh except (likely) the Israelis, who appeared to have assassinated him?:

Nobody is doing nothing about him except mostly Israel. Is anybody doing anything about the Mugniyeh family, relatives and friends here (In Dearbornistan)? I hope so, but I doubt it.

Sadly, he is correct. We are, as I keep saying . . .
Desperate But Not Serious in the War on Terror.

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February 13, 2008, - 3:17 pm

HILARIOUS! – Nazi-Funded Media Matters: “OMG, Schlussel Posted Anti-Hillary/Obama Candy Hearts on Her Site!!!!”

By Debbie Schlussel
Uh-oh. The lacto-ovo, differently abled, bi-racial, lesbian, transvestite, interspecies erotica devotee monitoring this site over at the Nazi-funded Media Matters for America is all up in arms about me . . . again. What’s the latest reason for their current conniptions?
Well, I committed the absolute shocking, vicious crime of . . . posting Valentine’s Day candy hearts featuring anti-B. Hussein Obama and anti-Hillary Cankles slogans. OH. MY. G-D. Can you believe this abomination I have committed?
I gotta love the Media Matters people, funded by George Soros, the former Jew who proudly rounded up Jews for their deaths during the Holocaust. They have so many things they’re mad at me for, but this one is my favorite. Another favorite is here –Listen to the interview (I just LUV it). Just to make my MMFA fans happy, I’m re-posting yesterday’s candy hearts from my post on the movie “Definitely, Maybe. More coming tomorrow:

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Wow, the nerve of me for posting these obnoxious, mean candy hearts. Happy V-Day Eve.

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February 13, 2008, - 11:33 am

Imad Mughniyeh, RIH: His Relatives and Operatives’ Relatives Thrive in Dearbornistan

By Debbie Schlussel
**** UPDATE: Our Saudi “Friends” had Mughniyeh, but set him free despits Clinton’s pleas. Also EXCLUSIVE info on Mughniyeh you won’t read anywhere else. ****
Hezbollah mastermind Imad Mughniyeh (also spelled in a variety of transliterated Arabic-to-English ways: Moughnieh, Moughniyeh, Moughnia, Mugniyah, etc.) a/k/a “The Fox,” was assassinated in a car-bombing in Syria.
Mughniyeh was Hezbollah’s top terrorist operation planner, whose massacres and other murders of innocent people involved the bombing of the Jewish Community Center and Israeli Embassy in Buenos Aires in the ’90s, the bombing of over 300 U.S. Marines and civilians in the barracks and U.S. Embassy in Beirut.

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Hezbo Mastermind Imad Mughniyeh in TWA 847 Cockpit After He Torture-Murdered Heroic American Robert Dean Stethem

Most notable to me is Mughniyeh’s heavy involvement in the torture murder of U.S. Navy Diver Robert Dean Stethem in the 1985 hijacking of TWA Flight 847. His photo was taken from the cockpit of the hijacked plane and he dumped out the body of the dear brother of my friends Patrick and Katherine Stethem. Mughniyeh was involved in the stomping murder of Stethem, whose crime was being a proud American who refused to denounce his country, despite the great torture they perpetrated on him.
Also notable is that Mughniyeh has many relatives from Lebanon–many of whom openly support Hezbollah (and a very few of whom I know do not)–in Dearbornistan. Mughniyeh coordinated the bombings in Buenos Aires with the perpetrator, Lebanese terrorist Ibrahim Hussein Berro, who also has close relatives in Dearbornistan. (They gave their DNA to investigators to confirm he was the homicide bomber.)
And that’s the problem. While Mughniyeh is now dead after a relatively full life, there are plenty of his supportive relatives and fans living in our midst on our soil, waiting until their critical mass is such that they can follow in his footsteps over here. In the meantime, many provide material support for and money launder to Hezbollah from here, under the “watch” of the deliberately blind eye of the FBI and Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE).
That Mughniyeh is dead is great news. But actually not so great. He lived a long, full life in Lebanon, later a comfortable life in Syria, feted by its late and current Presidents, father-and-son Assad. His victims like Rob Stethem and so many others never had that chance.
Yup, the same Syria that Condoleezza Rice a/k/a Condi Clueless feted last year. Same son Assad. It made no difference to her that this was the man who was shielding Mughniyeh, the mass murderer of Americans, Christians, Jews, Westerners. She didn’t care because she wasn’t related to one of them, and she wants a Nobel soooo badly.
Predictably, Israel is being fingered, though the country denies it. Syrians might have gotten tired of him, too. Just waiting for Stephen Spielberg to make “Munich 2: Electric Boogaloo” about this kind man who loved puppies and plastic surgery (yes, Mughniyeh went under the knife to disguise his identity–like all “brave” Islamic terrorist cowards). Now–after 50-odd years on earth–that Abu Spielberg has finally gotten an epiphany that China is not exactly nirvana and decided to drop the China Olympics as a client, I hear he has some time on his hands.
I hear from my sources that current Hezbollah chief, Sheikh Hassan Nasrallah, may be next. In preparation, Iran picked a new Hezbo leader. Stay tuned for that story. The new dude has strong Detroit/Dearbornistan ties, too.
America, what a country. Hezbollah murders our own. Then, their relatives get to live here.
Imad Moughnieh (or however you spell it in transliterated English), ROT IN HELL.
One down, hundreds of milllions of other Hezbo supporters to go.
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February 13, 2008, - 11:12 am

Quote of the Day: “Don’t Ask Me. I Just Work for the Reich.”

By Debbie Schlussel
Well, actually it’s two quotes from the same guy, Spaniard Javier Clemente, new coach of the Iranian soccer team. He’s working for the new Nazis. But don’t ask him about the politics. He just works for them and doesn’t take a position. To paraphrase Jean Peaul Sartre, not taking a position is, indeed, taking a position.
Quote #1 from Clemente (from Tuesday’s edition of Spanish sports daily AS), when asked about Iran’s cornucopia of Islamist “politics” (atrocious human rights record, nukes in development, vowing to wipe Israel off the map, etc., etc. ad nauseam):

Russians, Chinese, communists, capitalists, blacks or whites are all the same to me. I’m a soccer coach and I don’t understand, nor want to understand, anything else. I’m going there to try to qualify Iran for the 2010 World Cup and I couldn’t give a hoot about anything else.

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Iran’s New Soccer Coach Javier Clemente: What Me Worry?

So glad that multi-culti education is working.
Nazis, beheaders, torturers, Americans, freedom-lovers are all the same to me. I’m a soccer coach and I don’t understand, nor want to understand gas chambers, ovens, lampshades, anything else. I’m going there to try to qualify the Third Reich for the 1940 Olympics and I couldn’t give a hoot about anything else.
Quote #2 from Clemente:

Iran is just like Spain.

Well, Spain is about 5 decades from becoming Iran, but with the Muslim influx, it’s getting there.
Don’t blame me. I just work here.

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February 12, 2008, - 2:16 pm

OUTRAGE: Muslim Aliens Caught Buying Up Cellphones; ICE’s Abu Moskowitz: “Who Cares?”

By Debbie Schlussel
Boy, if I were Osama Bin Laden, I’d be endlessly laughing at the incompetence–no, the deliberate do-nothingness–of certain ICE officials. While there are so many, in this case, I’m talking Immigration and Customs Enforcement Special Agent in Charge for Michigan and Ohio Brian M. Moskowitz a/k/a “Abu Moskowitz.”
Readers know from my extensive coverage of Moskowitz that he’s more concerned with picking up new girlfriends working at Islamic charities and pleasing “former” Islamic terrorists than he is at enforcing immigration laws (which might have something to do with rumors that they are “greasing his skids”). But this latest incident in Port Clinton, Ohio is truly an outrage. And it shows, yet again, how local police are doing the real national security tasks, which ICE and the FBI refuse to do for absurd PC reasons.

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Mad Immigration “Enforcement” – Abu E. Moskowitz:

What Me Worry (About Aliens w/IEDs)? I Have a Falafel Party to Attend.

Over the weekend, alien Russian Muslims with Michigan Driver’s Licenses were caught by police in Port Clinton, Ohio buying up TracFones–which Muslims use for IED terrorist attacks against our soldiers. But Moskowitz’s spokesperson said he doesn’t give a whit. Reportedly, the Russians are here legally, but they may be in violation of visas and/or certain laws and eligible for deportation. But ICE was contacted by sheriffs for a reason. And the men lied to police about doing construction work–that’s obstruction. And they’re likely involved with terrorists, for whom they are ultimately buying the phones.
They were able to obtain Michigan driver’s licenses because Michigan Attorney General Mike Cox allowed aliens to get driver’s licenses for five years without doing a thing to stop them. And they are able to do all of this, again, because, as Moskowitz’s spokeman says, they DON’T CARE. And The ICE Princess Julie L. Myers, ICE Director of Investigations Marcy M. Forman, and ICE Director of Detention and Removal Operations John P. Torres DO NOT CARE.
Remember the Lebanese Muslims from Dearbornistan, Osama Sobhi Abulhassan and Ali Houssaiky, who lied to police after they were caught buying up TracFones–which are used for IED attacks against our soldiers–all over Ohio and West Virginia? As I noted, Houssaiky’s relatives are in the top ranks of Hezbollah.
Since that incident, I continue to receive reports from all over Ohio, West Virginia, and other states that Muslims–Russian, Arab, and others, all of whom come from Michigan–continue to buy up the phones with cash. And Houssaiky continues to do it, disposing a Vicodin prescription at one of the dollar stores where he bought the phones. He showed the store clerk the business card of a West Virginia-based FBI agent who “investigated” him and laughed about it. I would laugh, too, if I were in his position. We’re doing nothing about this, despite the fact that we know Muslims are buying up these phones all over the U.S. (from small towns in Texas to small towns in Wisconsin) and shipping them to the Mid-East for IED attacks or re-wiring to receive free, untraceable cellular phone service.
Here’s the scoop on the Russian Muslims:

The sheriff’s office questioned two Russian men Sunday who told a deputy they bought more than 200 prepaid cell phones over the weekend from area stores.
Neither was charged with a crime, but the Ottawa County Sheriff’s Office notified Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Cleveland of the incident, according to a sheriff’s office report.
The men, who have lived in the United States for at least five years, told the deputy they bought the Tracfones from stores in the Port Clinton and Sandusky areas to resell to a businessman, according to the report. The businessman, whose name or location they did not provide, then would sell the phones on eBay, they told Deputy George Byington.

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Prepaid cell phones have been linked to terrorist activity in the past, causing store officials to consider the men’s behavior suspicious. Some stores have limits on the number of prepaid cell phones customers can buy at one time.
ICE spokesman Greg Palmore of the agency’s Detroit office said he had no information regarding the incident.
“This is the first I’ve heard of it,” Palmore said. “If it was something we had a major interest in, I would have heard about it.”

Yup, that’s the problem. Palmore is the spokesman for Abu Moskowitz. And they aren’t interested. Not interested that these are Russian nationals who are trying to become citizens and should have forfeited that right by lying to Ohio police. Not interested that they are buying up devices which will be used to murder our soldiers serving overseas.
More:

Managers at Wal-Mart on East Harbor Road called the sheriff’s office Saturday after seeing the men enter the store repeatedly to buy the phones, according to the report. Security video shows they slightly modified their appearance each time, sometimes putting on a hat or glasses or removing their jackets, the deputy reported.
An employee at Dollar General, located at the front of the Wal-Mart driveway, told deputies the men had looked at Tracfones in the store but left, the report shows.
When the men returned to the store Sunday, managers again called authorities. A sheriff’s deputy confronted them while one of the men was at the checkout with two Tracfones, the report shows.
The men produced Michigan driver’s licenses, both of which listed residents in the Detroit area — Troy and West Bloomfield, according to the report. They said they visited Ohio to buy the phones and stayed at a Sandusky hotel, the deputy reported.
They work construction, and selling Tracfones is a legitimate business that supplements their income, they told the deputy.
A Wal-Mart manager told the men not to return to the Portage Township store, according to the report.

The lie about construction work is the same lie that Abulhassan and Houssaiky told Washington Township, Ohio sheriff’s deputies in summer 2006.
Looks like the sheriffs in this case bought the story. The sharp Washington Township Sheriff’s Department did not, and Abulhassan and Houssaiky admitted they made the story up, pleading guilty to charges regarding that.
Law enforcement tell me that most Muslim men caught buying up disposable cellphones in Ohio, West Virginia, and the area tell the exact same story: They are in construction and need the phones for that.
Hmmm . . . they are have the same phony story. And they’re all Muslims from Michigan. Must be just a “coincidence.” Right?
It’s a shame that alert clerks in stores all over are phoning police and yet all of these Muslim TracFone amassers get away with little more than a report on them going into the FBI and ICE circular files . . . if even that.

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Cellphone Explosions Brought to You By Abu Moskowitz

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February 12, 2008, - 1:53 pm

Serpenthead Should Be Jailed for This Malpractice: Welcome to America, 47,000 Potential Terrorists – Feds Bow to Muslim Aliens’ Lawsuit Demands

By Debbie Schlussel
So, what was it that “genius” lawyer/incompetent Homeland Security chief Michael “Serpenthead” Chertoff was saying about finally getting serious on national security in his last months in office?
More BS, as he’s now decided that 47,000 applicants will get green cards without even a basic FBI background check. As I’ve noted before, Michael Maxwell, whistleblower and former Director of Security at Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS), has testified about this numerous times, and former CIS employees complained about it to me. And they’ve testified that USCIS officials currently spend less than 6 minutes per green card applicant as it is–yup, very thorough.
But this is really getting ridiculous. Why have we taken measure like this 6.5 years after 9/11? Why?:

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Then-Homeland Security Official Michael Jackson (left) & Serpenthead (right) Give Self-Chosen Award to Incompetent USCIS Director Emilio Gonzalez(center)

Facing a rapidly growing backlog of immigration cases, the Bush administration will grant permanent residency to tens of thousands of legal U.S. immigrants without first completing required background checks against the FBI’s investigative files.
The change affects a large but unknown number of about 47,000 permanent residency, or green-card, applicants whose cases are otherwise complete but whose FBI checks have been pending for more than six months, U.S. officials said. Overall, about 44 percent of the 320,000 pending immigration name checks before the FBI — including citizenship as well as green-card requests — have waited more than six months.
The delays have been called “the most pervasive” processing problem in the U.S. immigration system, according to Prakash Khatri, the ombudsman of U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services.
The change, announced in an internal agency memorandum Feb. 4, follows years of criticism by Khatri, the Department of Homeland Security inspector general, lawmakers and federal judges, who say that lengthy delays in FBI name checks serve neither national security nor immigrants, who in any case have been living in the United States for years while awaiting a decision.

Um, why the heck are they living here BEFORE the background checks? Hello . . . ?
Oh, and by the way, not noted in the article, this GUH-REAT new DHS greencard policy is in response to a lawsuit filed by Muslim Arab aliens who want their citizenship rubberstamped faster than it already is. The Washington Post merely calls them the non-descript “immigrants.”

The USCIS memo and Smith’s e-mail were filed by the government last Wednesday in a pending case brought by immigrants before U.S. District Court in Philadelphia. The memo was first reported Sunday by McClatchy Newspapers.

ADC, the deceptively-named American Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee–brought the suit on behalf of Muslim Arabs, many of whom came here on visas, violated them by overstaying, then applied for citizenship. Strangely, Spencer S. Hsu of the Washington Post doesn’t want you to know that. Now, they will be rewarded without even a basic FBI background check.
Conservatives whining about McCain, where the heck were your whines about GEORGE W. BUSH? HUH?

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February 12, 2008, - 12:28 pm

“Definitely, Maybe”: Hollywood’s Valentine’s Day Wet Kiss . . . Or Kiss-Off for Clinton

By Debbie Schlussel
Dear readers, please help me figure something out.
I’m prohibited from reviewing the very cheesy Valentine’s Day movie, “Definitely, Maybe,” before it debuts on Thursday, though here’s a goth candy heart hint:

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Yet, I can tell you this: The movie is heavily laden with stuff about Bill Clinton and his philandering.
The main character in the movie works for Bill Clinton’s Presidential campaign. So does a key co-star. We see all the Clintonian paramour thorns on-screen. We’re shown footage of Gennifer Flowers’ press conference about her affair with Slick Willie, footage of Monica Lewinsky, footage of Bill Clinton wagging his finger at the screen and declaring, “Now, I want you to listen to me. I DID. NOT. HAVE. SEX. with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.” We’re even shown footage of Clinton and his word parsing, “it depends on what the meaning of ‘is’ is.” It is referenced in the dialogue.
This movie was shot well before Barack Obama was ever regarded as a legitimate candidate or threat to Hillary Clinton. But coming out this Valentine’s Day, with the race neck and neck between her and Obama and about 20 or so states left to go, it’s an incredibly timed coincidence. And readers know I don’t believe in coincidences.
So, is this movie a big wet kiss to Hillary, reminding us of her husband doing her wrong and trying to evoke sympathy for her (she’s not mentioned or shown in the movie)? Or is it a reminder of what we’ll get more of from wanna-be First Lady Bill Clinton in a future Hillary Rodham Cankles White House?
I’m scratching my head, but I think Hillary benefits marginally from this movie. This is a chick flick in a big way. Those who go see it will largely be women (the boyfriends and husbands who get dragged along). They’ll probably see this, feel bad for Hillary and pull the lever for her in the ballot box in the states whose primaries are coming up in the next few days.
In any event, it’s really jarring to have the whole Clinton thing play so heavily in a cheesy “romance” movie. But, as I always say, reliance on politics in a movie–although this one takes no particular political position–is always a sign of weakness.
No exception here. Stay tuned for my review of this movie on Thursday.
In the meantime, here are a few of my own “Valentines” for the Dem Presidential contenders (the black hearts are goth and are considered signs of hate, not love). . .
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