February 21, 2010, - 5:42 pm
Several years ago, I debated Gloria Allred on CNN, over the issue of Augusta National’s lack of female members, which should have been a non-issue. Feminists like Allred tried to make it one, and she bragged on the air that she once successfully sued a women’s health club on behalf of men. I responded: “What a great service to America, Gloria.” Read the transcript (scroll down). (I’ll try to post that video up on YouTube at some point).
Now, the shameless Allred performs yet another “great service” to America in representing several of Tiger Woods’ jilted bims, including this one in what appears to be a very funny, yet pathetic Saturday Night Live parody, but is, sadly, all too real. I probably should’ve entitled this entry, “I slept with Tiger Woods, and I didn’t even get a lousy T-shirt.” Essentially that’s the “meat” of this press conference. To wit, that some sleazy bim is mad that the equally sleazy Tiger Woods isn’t living up to the lies he fed to his entire harem of gullible ditzes and is not leaving his wife for her even though “he promised me.” Hilarious. Oh, and way to distract us from the fact that you’re just a vile, blow-up doll harlot by wearing a “seemingly conservative” shirt that’s about 20 sizes too small for your, um, “silicone valley.” Disgusting. But, yet, pure comedy gold. I keep waiting for Ashton Kutcher to walk in or someone saying, “Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night.” Or, at least, a “question” from “Jake Byrd.”
Back in ancient history, a mistress was embarrassed. So sad that the world has degraded into these faux-crying shakedown press conferences with Allred and her bim clients, upset that they weren’t the only other woman in his life beside his wife. Yup, yet another major step in the cultural decline of America. Cha-ching. Monica Lewinsky apparently played it all wrong. She could’ve hired Allred and owned a piece of the Clinton Library.
Tags: Gloria Allred, Joslyn James, mistress, porn star, press conference, Tiger Woods, Veronica Siwik-Daniels