July 14, 2011, - 3:30 pm
Even before the NFL lockout began, I told you I was countin’ the days until one of the many whining, overpaid NFL player crybabies was forced to say, “Would you like fries with that?” As I noted, many of ’em–like multiple father with many different women, Antonio Cromartie–spend money like water and wouldn’t have much left. Cromartie was kvetching even before the lockout began, ‘cuz in addition to his lavish spending, that’s a lot of child support he has to cough up because he couldn’t keep his pants on. And I told you about NFL millionaires who used Obamacare to put themselves as dependents on their parents healthcare–pretty sleazy.
Well, it looks like I was right about the money situation. But the big spender NFLers aren’t workin’ at McDonald’s. They are doing other things, like stiffing restaurants and waiters. . . and other illegal stuff. There have been at least 17 arrests of NFL players since the lockout, including that of Raheem Brock, a free agent linebacker and NFL veteran, who skipped out on a $27 bill at a club; Garrett Wolfe, a free agent running back and NFL veteran, who engaged in retail theft; and Kansas City linebacker Mike Vrabel, who stole from an Indian casino (and I think might be retiring because he reportedly got a college coaching job). Schmucks.
I am enjoying this NFL lockout, which will sadly come to a close as the greed on both sides brings them to an agreement. I was hoping for a whole season of these meatheads having to live like the rest of the real world. Damn.
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