By Debbie Schlussel & “Michael Durant”
Posted by “Michael Durant” in the of the King Fahd funeral Caption Contest:
Q: How many Palestinian terrorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, will assign many ICE agents to do it for them.

By Debbie Schlussel
Every once in a while, it’s nice to see the shoe on the other foot. In this case, it’s Hawaii’s Kamehameha Schools, named after Hawaiian King Kamehameha. The free, private schools admitted only ethnic Hawaiians and part-Hawaiians–an unlawful, racist policy now nixed by the courts.
For once the People’s Republic of the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals (based in closeted San Francisco) got it right, ruling that the schools admissions policy was racist against Whites and other non-ethnic Hawaiians.
Welcome to equality, Kamehameha!

By Debbie Schlussel
Look at these three Muslim leaders yukking it up Bill-Clinton-at-Ron-Brown’s-funeral-style at Saudi King Fahd’s funeral. For those of you who don’t know who these guys are, they are (from left to right) Iraqi President Jalal Talibani (a Kurd who is okay), Palestinian Terrorist-in-Chief Mahmoud Abbas a/k/a Abu Mazen, and Afghani leader Hamid Karzai.

By Debbie Schlussel
This was the Front Page headline of The Washington Times on Monday, November 29, 2004.
“POOR LEADERSHIP AT ICE CITED AS SECURITY THREAT”
By Jerry Seper and Guy Taylor
THE WASHINGTON TIMES
Gee, I wonder about they were writing.
Some things never change . . . .

By Debbie Schlussel
I’ve written quite a bit on Steven Spielberg’s phony new project about the Israeli athletes murdered by Palestinian terrorists at the 1972 Munich Olympics and the Mossad’s tracking down and killing of the terrorists. Read my work on this absurd movie that humanizes Islamic terrorists and decries their being killed , , and . Yesterday’s San Francisco Chronicle has yet another article exposing the Spielberg movie as bogus and based on an apocryphal, fraudulent book.
Frankly, these two pics capture all you need to know about why these terrorists deserved to go meet Allah, but unfortunately went without being tortured to death first:

By Debbie Schlussel
Contrary to my earlier speculation, the movie, “Red Eye,” in theaters August 12, is quite good (review coming soon).
The plot–terrorists try to kill the Deputy Secretary of Homeland Security–has at least one glaring inaccuracy: the DHS official stays weekly in a giant suite atop a beachside resort, complete with regular complimentary Cuban cigars and Krystal champagne. In real life, DHS officials are neither allowed to waste tax dollars on such largesse, nor to accept such extravagant free gifts (especially goods from Cuba)–strictly prohibited.
But the glaring inaccuracy is not so inaccurate when it comes to one Homeland Security official, , Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Special Agent in Charge for Michigan and Ohio a/k/a Abu Moskowitz. I’ve written a series of items about the improper and likely improper expenditures and conduct of Abu Moskowitz (all are easily accessed in my )–and at some point soon, I will post a bullet-point list.
Driving Miss Moskowitz
But there’s plenty more about Abu Moskowitz. The latest, among much more to come (stay tuned), are reports by his agents that Abu Moskowitz improperly ordered an ICE duty agent to bring a federal car to Canada to pick Moskowitz up after holiday festivities in which he was partaking. Apparently, the Lilliputian Moskowitz quickly became inebriated and ordered the agent–who stands by for Homeland Security emergencies, not to play the role of “Driving Miss Moskowitz“–to act as a personal chauffeur–not what are tax dollars are supposed to be paying for.
It is not clear whether Moskowitz was driven only from Canada to his office, in which case he drove home DRUNK, or whether he was ferreted by the duty agent all the way to his home in the swanky Detroit suburb of Bloomfield Hills. Either way, it’s entirely improper.

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By Debbie Schlussel
Dukes of Hazzard. Horrid. Like being forced to watch “Hee Haw” for four hours straight. Save your money. If you are seeing it for Jessica Simpson, watch her video. She spends less time in the movie than in that–for good reason. Worst actress: Jessica Simpson.
I guarantee this movie wins the 2005 Razzie and so does she. More proof that some things from the 70s should never make a comeback.

By Debbie Schlussel
I loved this photo produced by my friend, Preston Taylor Holmes of Six Meat Buffet (my favorite blog!), so much, I just had to post it. He created it to go with his mention of my on .

By Debbie Schlussel
Why is Michael Jackson suddenly so taken with Bahrain, of all places? So taken, that he just bought a house there.
Bahrain, among other Muslim countries (especially the Arab Gulf States), is notorious for child trafficking. Children are frequently kidnapped and sold to Bahrainis for use as camel jockeys and child sex slaves. It is rare, if ever, that anyone in Bahrain is prosecuted for sex with child slave labor. Read is the 2004 State Department Human Rights and Labor report for Michael Jackson’s new paradise. Then there’s this report about 318 slave children rescued from the United Arab Emirates and Bahrain.

By Debbie Schlussel
A New York Times article, decrying the lack of variety of fish in the ocean, goes on and on about a loss of “fish diversity.” The word, “diversity,” appears in the brief article TWELVE times.
The word “diversity” is also the constant excuse for discrimination against whites and males in the name of racial, ethnic, and gender preferences, also known as “affirmative action.” Gee, maybe they should have fish affirmative action? But that’s not the way nature works. Or the way government and business should work, either.