December 19, 2011, - 7:34 am
Aside from allying with Iran, starving his people and repressing them to the nth totalitarian degree, the now-late North Korean Prez Kim Jong-Il, who died over the weekend, had a weird predilection for platform shoes, Jackie-O/Olsen Twins glasses, and Michael Jordan and basketball. It was that bizarre love of hoops and Air Jordan that one of the three worst Secretaries of State, Madeleine Albright, pandered to. Not that it helped the situation with Kim or his North Korea. It only highlighted what a fool and fawning piece of ugly she was.
In any event, my fave depiction of Kim was in “Team America: World Police” (read my review). Well, he’s now not “So Ronery” anymore, but while it’s crowded there, it’s also very hot in hell. No more hoop dreams for the Muggsy Bogues of Stalinist murderer dictators. Cue the song (and check out the rest of what I have to say on Kim Jong Dead). . .
Is it “ronery” in hell? Kim is finding out, right now. And hopefully he’s got a new one-eyed boyfriend named Osama. “Bin Raden.”
In case you were wondering, Kim also liked drunken orgies, exotic dancing, gourmet pizza, crying contests, and magical albino animals. NOT joking. Oh, and torturing his people. His horrible human rights record didn’t make a difference to the New York Philharmonic, though, which feted him in Pyongyang. Buh-Bye, Kimmie. Have fun down under.
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