March 21, 2013, - 2:30 pm

Alhamdillulllah [Praise Allah]: “Dark Knight” Murderer James Holmes Converted to Islam

By Debbie Schlussel

Last summer, when James Holmes murdered 12 people and seriously injured 58 others at a Batman “Dark Knight” screening in Aurora, Colorado, I got a number of nasty e-mails, tweets on Twitter, and Facebook comments from Muslims who were proud to proclaim that Holmes was not a Muslim, even though I never accused him of being one. On the other hand, Muslims believe that we are all supposed to be Muslim or have a Muslim soul or some other sort of halal baloney. And, so, perhaps it’s fitting that James Holmes has “reverted.” Yup, the Dark Knight jihadist has converted to Islam in prison.

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Praise allah, the Jihad’s Dark Knight, James Holmes, Officially Reverts to Islam

So what if the jihad came first and the “reversion” to Islam came second? The important thing is that he was doing allah’s work in murdering the infidel who displayed such immodest decadence as to attend a superhero movie, right? Oh, and how do we really know that Holmes wasn’t already looking into Islam BEFORE his Dark Knight massacre? We don’t, and I doubt the mainstream media would tell us. We only know about this conversion to Islam because the National Enquirer reported it. Otherwise, it would probably remain under wraps.

In any event, I guess Islam has come full circle, as the late Osama Bin Laden’s late guru/respected Islamic scholar, Sayyid Qutb, justified his hatred for America and inspiration for jihad with his disdain for Americans who “mixed-danced” in Greeley, Colorado in the ’50s. Now it’s the Western decadence of Batman . . . and Robin.

James Holmes, the gunman behind the Dark Knight massacre in Colorado last July, has reportedly turned Muslim and prays five times a day. The killer showed off a lengthy, thick beard during a court appearance earlier this month, and a prison source has claimed it is a symbol of his new-found faith. The source said Holmes has turned to Islam as a way of justifying his horrific murder spree in an Aurora, Colorado cinema on July 20 which left 12 people dead and 58 people wounded. Read the rest of this entry »

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March 20, 2013, - 2:25 pm

VERY FUNNY VIDEO: Pranking @ the Los Angeles Marathon

By Debbie Schlussel

Very funny. I could watch this over and over again.

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March 20, 2013, - 12:58 pm

HILARIOUS: Meet Barack Obama’s Fave Israeli Jew, “Ploni Almoni”

By Debbie Schlussel

As you probably know, right now Barack Obama is in Israel and met with far-left crotchety, old figurehead President of Israel, Shimon Peres, the man behind almost every self-destructive Israeli policy and land concession and the man who is handing Obama some BS award he never earned. And, yet, even with this Israeli President gushing over him, Obama and his speechwriters don’t get it right because they are simply phoning it in. They don’t care much for Israel and the Jews, and they make stark mistakes and deliberate missteps to let Israel and the Jews know. I already mentioned that Obama is dissing Israel’s parliament, the Knesset, by skipping speaking there in favor of speaking to hand-picked liberal American college students in Israel. But, then, there is what Obama said with Peres at his side, as noted by Boycott Watch‘s Fred Taub on Twitter, this morning:

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President Ploni Hussein Almoni Finally Visits Israel

At a press conference or speech with Peres, Obama praised “Ploni the miracle worker from the Talmud.” But there is no such person. As any learned Torah Jew (or just a Hebrew speaker) knows, “Ploni” or “Plony” is short for “Ploni Almoni” or “Plony Elmony,” which is Hebrew for “John Doe” or “so and so” or “some [not important enough to name] person.” (The female vernacular of the term would be “Plonya” or “Plonya.”) The term is used frequently in the Talmud and throughout Jewish texts, and it’s something I learned (at a private Jewish school) in Second Grade. Unlike Muslims, I don’t expect people to know my religion or its language (Biblical Hebrew). (I’d rather they didn’t do anything involving my religion but were instead pro-American national security and pro-Israel, which are inextricably linked.) But I do expect Barack Obama to treat the Jews and American-ally Israel with at least a modicum of the butt-kissing respect with which he treats all other countries in the region, all of which hate us (and that’s where my expectations are way too high, right?). Read the rest of this entry »

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March 19, 2013, - 11:06 am

Iraq Invasion Ten Years Ago Today Achieved What?

By Debbie Schlussel

Ten years ago today, on March 19, 2003, the United States invaded Iraq. And what did we achieve? An Iranian-backed Shi’ite dictatorship is in power and the Shi’ite crescent on the map was completed. We handed a stable region from a Sunni dictator who was at war with Shi’ite Iran and blocked Iran from much of its aspirations. And we–via President Bush’s insistence on “democratically-elected” governments for barbarians–inspired barbaric savages to get elected throughout the Middle East, destabilizing the region forever. And in the course of all that, thousands of American men and women dead, tens of thousands more maimed, disfigured, and otherwise permanently injured and scarred, all in the name of handing Sunni-ruled Iraq to the even more dangerous Shi’ites. That’s not to mention the gazillions of dollars spent and wasted . . . for nothing.

They Died . . .

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American Contractors Burnt to Death, Hung, and Mocked by Iraqi Muslims

To Hand Iraq Over to Them . . .

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As anyone familiar with my work knows, I’m not anti-war. I’m not an isolationist. Exactly the opposite. I’m all for America asserting its power in the world when it’s in America’s interests. I initially supported the war in Iraq. But that’s because I thought we’d go in, replace an anti-American nutty dictator with a pro-American Shah-like dictator, and quickly get the hell out. That’s how it should have been done. That’s how you prosecute a war and win.

Instead, we insisted on letting the masses of followers of the ayatollahs who dominate Iraq elect supporters of the ayatollahs. And that’s what’s there now. Chaldeans–Catholic Iraqis–who lived in Iraq for thousands of years, even before there was Christianity, have been persecuted and disenfranchised, kidnapped and murdered, and otherwise driven out by those we installed into power in Iraq. They’ve fled mostly to the U.S., where we’ve had to take them in by the hundreds of thousands and provide government entitlements and job-training for them in an economy where eight out of every 100 Americans are already unemployed. Most have come to Michigan, where the unemployment rate is even higher. (If things were so good, so successful in Iraq after we went in, why did President Bush immediately begin admitting tens of thousands of Christian refugees for asylum in the U.S.?) The Kurds are also in a similarly precarious position, as are Sunni Muslims. Read the rest of this entry »

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March 18, 2013, - 4:34 pm

Obama Boycotts Israel’s Elected Parliament for Hand-Picked Liberal Americans; EXCLUSIVE Account From an Israeli Friend

By Debbie Schlussel

Why is Barack Obama snubbing Israel’s Knesset (its parliament) and instead choosing to meet with 100 “Israeli youths,” instead? Because he has no respect for the country and is seeking to sow the seeds of liberalism and further Israeli amputation through concessions to the terrorist Palestinians.

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Much has been made of Barack Obama’s lack of visits to Israel for his entire first term, but to be fair, we must note that neither Ronald Reagan nor George H.W. Bush ever visited Israel when they were President, and George W. Bush only visited in the last year of his second term, when he made two visits to Israel. That said, when Obama visits Israel, this week, he’ll do what Israeli leader Binyamin Netanyahu would never think of doing here in the U.S.: skipping Israel’s democratically-elected governmental body. It’s an interesting choice in a Middle East where he continues to insist on democratic elections by the barbarians who surround Israel and, yet, snubs the one real Western democracy’s elected leadership, which by the way includes several Arabs (some of whom openly support HAMAS). An Israeli Facebook (join me on Facebook) friend of mine, David Weiss, has the inside scoop, which is even more insulting to Israel: Read the rest of this entry »

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March 18, 2013, - 2:02 pm

That’s Your Prez Candidate? Rand Paul to Unveil Immigration Amnesty Program Tomorrow @ Hispanic Chamber of Commerce

By Debbie Schlussel

Will Rand Paul’s endorsement, tomorrow, of amnesty for illegal aliens be embraced by the so-called conservatives who’ve blindly gushed over his ACLU/far-left stand in the war against Islamic terrorists? His office just sent me a press release, below, about his “immigration reform” (that’s clear code for AMNESTY) program which he’ll unveil tomorrow at the U.S. Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a group which openly endorses amnesty. The Hispanic Chamber, by the way, vehemently opposed Arizona’s immigration laws. Uh-huh, those are Rand Paul’s pals.

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Rand Paulistinian: He and the Left are for Illegal Alien Amnesty. Are You?

There was unnecessary buzz over the weekend about Rand Paul winning a straw poll for the 2016 Presidential race at CPAC–the deceptively-named Conservative Political Action Conference. But nutjobs–like Paul’s father Ron–generally win at CPAC. And that’s because CPAC is a bunch of self-appointed cliques of losers and wannabes; nerdy, old congenital political geeks; college students; and Islamo-panderers. None of these represents American conservatism. Real American conservatism is on the streets of Brighton, Michigan or Appleton, Wisconsin, and the farms of Nebraska, not with these Inside the Beltway wannabes. And so it goes with their endorsement of Rand Paul who will NEVER be President, just like dear old dad. Read the rest of this entry »

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March 18, 2013, - 12:24 pm

VIDEO: While Al-Jazeera’s Ratings Sink, It Brings Us A “Touching” Terrorist Love Story

By Debbie Schlussel

Al-Jazeera, the Terrorist News Network, has seen its ratings fall significantly as it faces competition from local upstart terrorist news networks in various Islamic nations and is seen as a hypocritical voice of the Gulf Sheikhs. And, so, its purchase of Al-Gorezeera was part of an effort to stem that tide and expand its audience in “The Evil Satan.” Take a look at the video, below, from Al-Jazeera International a/k/a Al-Jazeera English, which is par for the course of the kind of propagandist crap the two people who watched Current TV will see when the transition to Al-Jazeera Operation Defeat the Infidels Central Command Channel is complete. We’ll be told that women are really the leaders of the savage Muslim Brotherhood terrorist “Western-style democrats” in Syria. We’ll be shown oh so touching (well, not really) love stories between the terrorists and wife #1. Sadly, it’s not different from the same kind of terrorist Romeo and Juliet love stories Oprah’s “O Magazine” served up about the Palestinians. Watch this and barf:

How many of you really think this hijab-encrusted witch is “in charge”? And does it really matter which gender is the leader of the Al-Qaeda style terrorist group that’s gonna help take over Syria and further destabilize the Middle East? Only to the extent that it further answers the constant BS we hear from feminists about how “women are the peacemakers” and other such crap. And only to the extent that it shows those who pretend it matters how women are treated in Islam that the women are no more sympathetic than the men, no less savage, no less evil. All hail the new Islamic feminism. But, then, it’s not so new. I’ve been writing about that since before 9/11. How many people have these haywanaat [Arabic for “animals”] murdered? They don’t show you that in this BS video.

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March 16, 2013, - 10:57 pm

SCHMUCKS: Sweden Bans Israeli Airline Over “Profiling” Security Screening – Take Your Meatballs & Shove It!

By Debbie Schlussel

Ah, Sweden. The country that was willingly overrun by Nazis, in whose anti-Semitism it wholeheartedly participated. And the country which cannot, today, hold a public Davis Cup tennis tournament featuring Israel, out of fear that it cannot control its violent, anti-Semitic Muslims, by whom the country has also been willingly overrun and in whose anti-Semitism it wholeheartedly participates. Yup, the same Malmo, where Jews can no longer safely live, just as they could not in the pre-Nazi and Nazi eras. Some things never change. And, now, Sweden, is banning Israel’s Arkia Airlines because it dares try to keep Islamic terrorists from hijacking and/or blowing up its planes. How dare an airline do that, right? (By the way, to all of the morons who blindly bought Danish products over the Mohammed cartoons, guess what? Denmark did the same thing. Told ya so. These Scandinavians didn’t just produce one Quisling, but legions of quislings.)

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That Was Then . . .

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This Is Now . . .

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And ain’t it funny how Sweden has no prob profiling Jews throughout its history and to date (whether during the Holocaust or in Malmo today), when we didn’t hijack or blow up anyone. Double standards ad absurdum. Hey, Stockholm has Stockholm Syndrome (and has had it ever since Muslims started ruling the roost).

Arkia has to stop flying to Stockholm because the Swedish capital’s international airport now refuses to allow Israeli methods of security inspections dictated by the Shin Bet security service, TheMarker learned on Wednesday. Thus, Stockholm’s airport joined those in Malmo, Sweden and in Copenhagen in refusing to allow Israeli security inspections, which involve ethnic and personal profiling, extensive questioning and selective inspections based on the perceived degree of risk to security. Read the rest of this entry »

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March 16, 2013, - 10:18 pm

Cool Stuff I Like: 2nd Skin Performance Thermals at Big Lots (Just $4.50 Each)

By Debbie Schlussel

From time to time I like to tell you about stuff I like, usually stuff for which I am not being compensated and stuff produced and sold by companies to which I have absolutely no connection other than as a consumer. And, in that vein, I want to tell you about “2nd Skin” thermals. I bought them at Big Lots, a store I normally avoid because it is so filled with so much stuff I don’t need and shouldn’t buy. But I saw them in an ad in my newspaper, and I went to check the product out.

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I wear 2nd Skin thermals as work out gear, under my clothes when I go hiking in the snow outside, and as very comfy pajamas (as an alternative to long johns or other thermals). They are like the overpriced Under Armour, but at a fraction of the price. And, right now, they are half off at Big Lots for just $4.50 per item. So, even though winter is ending, now is the time to stock up for next winter. You can buy the crewneck tops and pants separately, and they come specifically for men and women in sizes S-XL. I wear the small and the medium. They come in several colors (black, grey, and cobalt blue for men and black, grey, and light aqua blue for women). Read the rest of this entry »

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March 15, 2013, - 5:35 pm

Your Day in Islamic “Modesty”: ICE Deports Palestinian Illegal Alien Rapist; Over a Dozen Criminal Convictions

By Debbie Schlussel

In excess of 90% of Jordanians are actually Palestinians, so when you hear “Jordanian citizen,” you can bet the guy is a Palestinian, and this one had a record of sex crimes. Were they with kids? Good riddance, Habibi!

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Shukran [Thanks], America, for Letting Me Rape Your Infidel Chicks

NEW ORLEANS – A Jordanian citizen with more than a dozen criminal convictions in Illinois ranging from felony sexual assault to unlawfully carrying a weapon was removed from the United States to Jordan Tuesday by officers with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s (ICE) Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO).

Nassar Issa Ibrahim Nassar, 49, was initially encountered by ICE on Oct. 17, 2011, when he was arrested at Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport while attempting to re-enter the country. A check of his fingerprints by U.S. Customs and Border Protection revealed an outstanding criminal warrant for assault and battery in Cook County, Ill. Despite the issuance of an ICE detainer, Cook County released Nassar from custody the following day. Read the rest of this entry »

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